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When All’s Quiet on the Tojo Front

Posted by Lynnster on September 4, 2008

And now, on a lighter note – sleeping with cats.  Sleeping with Tojo the Psycho Cat, specifically.  Somewhat surprisingly, this is usually a more than just pleasant experience.

Lately (for reasons too long and boring to go into), I’ve been sleeping in the guest bedroom – which, as readers know, is Tojo’s room, mainly because all the other cats hate him so much.  That’s where he mostly lives, playing with and arranging his Beanie Baby dog and cat army (and the flamingo, who always seems to get tossed on the floor for some unknown reason), rearranging my guest room in ways I don’t quite understand how a relatively small cat manages to do – I’ve long since stopped to go open the door and look when the odd thump or bang emits from that room.

Tojo is great fun to sleep with, though.  All his other psychoness aside, he actually is one of the most affectionate cats I’ve ever owned, and is surprisingly snuggly.  He will curl up in my arm, or alongside my arm or leg, snoozing away and purring loud and happily and doing what an ex-boyfriend’s mother used to call “making biscuits” (patting with his paws) on my arm or leg.

And sleeps the sleep of the DEAD.  That cat does NOT wake up unless I actually am getting up and getting out of bed and moving.  I have rarely seen a cat that is THAT unconscious while asleep, other than my brother-in-law and sister’s cat, Mouse, who is missing a few important brain cells anyway.

I’m so used to sharing a bed with various pets that when I’m spending the night away from home, sometimes it takes a little getting used to having a bed to myself and falling asleep.

And sleeping with cats is not always so pleasant.  When Schuyler, who passed away this summer, was healthy and big, he was great to have cuddled up with you in the winter and some nice extra warmth – not so much in the summer, and even more so with his habits of sleeping on your head (our family research over the last 40+ years shows this to be a definite black cat thing) or biting you sometimes – not hard, but not very comfortable, and another black cat thing – in places you would rather not be bitten.  He also had really bad breath as he got older and more sickly, so that was even worse.

But Tojo is just a delight to snooze away a rainy morning with.  I woke up several times yesterday and just got a kick out of him, purring and snoozing away, unconscious like the dead, occasionally stretching and so obviously happy and comfy and snuggly, just so peaceful.  And you think, how on earth can this relatively small and – right now – very, extremely peaceful little being be such a psychotic chaotic maniac tearing through the house like the Tasmanian Devil most of the time, terrorizing the other cats and sometimes a dog or two, and just generally leaving mayhem in his wake everywhere he goes?

In any case, I truly treasure our fun and sweet little naps together.  As I should, because those hours before he wakes up again are like the eye of the storm in Hurricane Tojo.

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Z is for Zzz…

Posted by Lynnster on October 15, 2007

It occurs to me I haven’t changed my iMood from “awake” in I dunno how long, but the thing is, it’s usually right anyway.  I am awake most of the time lately.  And if I’ve fallen asleep, I don’t know it ‘cos I’ve done it accidentally… so I can’t change it, since I don’t know I’m asleep.  Right?

Makes sense to me.

The good thing, I guess, about feeling stressed and under pressure more than usual is that when I’m like that – when there’s a LOT of stress and pressure – I don’t wanna do anything BUT sleep.   I predict a lot of sleeping this week.  That may be of the good.

Thinking of Aunt B. and ‘Coma today, and everyone and anyone else who needs some extra good thoughts.

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On Passing Up Music Downloads, Lack of a Nap, & Elvis

Posted by Lynnster on March 4, 2007

So, I didn’t seem to be able to find my way to bed nor couch for a nap Saturday afternoon, seeing as how I kind of accidentally got stuck in the Seventies and spent two or three hours downloading a crapload of Aerosmith, Nazareth, The Runaways, Alice Cooper, Ace Frehley, and KISS. Must have been the Plaid Stallions influence.

Not that I don’t already own most of that stuff I just downloaded anyway, but it seems I have gotten too lazy to pore through the CD rack, and you know, it’s just so much more convenient when it’s already on the hard drive. Plus there’s the fact my CD-ROM drive only works when it wants to lately anyway.

One of these days I’m going to write a great big scathing post about some of the artists and bands whom I’ve discovered are still charging per track via the various services, as well as some of the ones whose stuff you can’t get at all. Some of those charging per track, it’s been really disappointing to see – not disappointed because I can’t download some stuff, but disappointed in them for being that way. I know that’s a hot button issue in the music world, but I have always believed – and still believe – that those that make their stuff available as a regular download are going to make more money on those tracks than if they slap a 99 cent per on it (yep, I’m looking at you, Red Hot Chili Peppers, among others).

‘Cos you know what? 99 times out of 100, I’m gonna pass right by those. Put your 99 cent price tag on ‘em all you want. Most of the time, I’ve already got your CD sitting in the rack that I paid full price for anyway. I don’t need your MP3 so bad I’m gonna pay for it individually again. No. Sorry.

Then there’s the ones whose stuff’s not available at all. Yeah, I’m looking at you now, Robert Plant and Jimmy Page.

Come to think of it, though, I can think of several reasons why Zeppelin’s stuff might be a little more difficult to deal with regarding licensing and royalty issues and such, now that I’ve thought about it for a minute.

There’s plenty of others out there, though, that really just have no real good excuse and, like I said, my opinion is that many are shooting themselves in the foot as I said above. I bet more of those 99 centers on Napster, et al, get passed over than get purchased. Anyway…

Speaking of music, one of my oldest friends is subscribed to my Last.fm feed that spits out whatever I’m playing at any given time. Seriously. Subscribed. Even checks it on whatever handheld Web-capable whatever he carries around with him. Because I know this, sometimes I make a point of playing about a dozen really goofy insane tracks just to mess with him.

I have to talk to you about something Elvis-related, too, but that’s going to have to wait ’til I’m a little more awake ’til I have my very late dinner and get my head back on straight again. I should go finally did nap. For a little while far too long and way too late, which means I’ll probably be up all night but that’s okay. (Obviously, I initially penned this post before said nap occurred hit me like a ton of bricks and rendered me unconscious for most of Saturday evening.)

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Oh… Hi!

Posted by Lynnster on January 14, 2007

Unfortunately no, nothing entertaining and charged with carnal delights has kept me away the last couple of days. And it’s amazing how one can be away less than 48 hours and fall SO behind. Sorry I didn’t post pics as promised Friday night; truth is, I fell asleep… which, if you hang around here much, you know that’s a better thing than my usual M.O.

Let me catch up a bit and I’ll be posting a bunch of stuff shortly.

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Christmas, No!

Posted by Lynnster on December 21, 2006

I think I will just stay insane from now ’til Sunday.

I fell asleep AGAIN! And at the desk once again, and my left shoulder now won’t move (well, without an EXTREME amount of pain) from being all crunched up in the chair all night long.

I am so screwed. I’m trying to get some freelance work done right now with a deadline this morning (which I should be able to finish in plenty of time), but then I’ve got to get a number of things together so I can be prepared for some desperation shopping this afternoon, and have to be ready to leave the house in plenty of time later this morning for more REAL desperation shopping this morning for the office Christmas luncheon. This is the second year in a row they have scheduled that on my day off, makes me so happy.

I wish I had gotten some REAL sleep and in bed last night, ‘cos by the time I get done running around today and get back home I may be comatose. And I really, really, really need to do some more stuff tonight. There is SO much that needs to be done before Sunday.

I’m OK with not canceling Christmas, but can we just delay it another week? Ugh, ugh, ugh.

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Miscellaneous – Blogs, Fleas, Teeth, & Hutch

Posted by Lynnster on December 18, 2006

Well, first of all, the new and improved Lynnster Zone’s opening is going to be delayed just a little bit longer as I ran into a snag. That snag being that I crashed and fell asleep much of last night, without meaning to. Oops.

I’m kind of irritated about not getting further along yesterday evening but ehhh, it’ll get done when it gets done. Hopefully by Wednesday at the latest I can switch my feed and everything else to point to the new blog. I could do that now, but as mentioned earlier, you can’t tag posts over there without a full edit and my feed would be updating 300+ more times (whether now or later) without really being an update and you’d all and everyone at NIT would be pissed, so I’m going to do that first and that way it’s done and nobody wants to beat my head in.

Anyone who’s subscribed to the feed via Feedburner won’t have to change a thing, once the new feed’s ready to go I’ll swap it and you’ll never know the difference. I think most are probably subscribed via Feedburner no matter what reader platform you’re using, but if by chance you subscribed a long time ago via the regular Atom/RSS feeds, you’ll need to update the feed when I open up the new blog.

If you’re reading/feeding on the LiveJournal mirror nothing will change, though I don’t know why you would be reading over there instead regularly anyway. I mean you can if you want, but I don’t pay much attention to the LJ blog other than transferring new posts over there. (That said, I guess if you’re reading via feed it doesn’t make much difference, but I do occasionally post stuff on the “main” blog that doesn’t get put on the LJ mirror, and besides, the new blog is going to be way cooler anyhow.)

And Margaret, even though the new blog is sort of colorful, the content text is on a white background so I think you’ll be OK with it!

So, fleas. I appreciate all the sympathy. The reason I am so pissed about it is because I have made a huge effort to keep us flea-free for years and other than one I stamped out super quick when the puppies were babies, we haven’t really had an outbreak of fleas in probably 10 years. When my ex still lived here we used to fight the fleas with little success every year and it was just miserable, for us and the pets, and once veterinary medicine started coming out with all the modern flea stuff that was a lifesaver.

In fact, I have had such good luck with the topical flea crap that for the last several years, I have been able to get by flea-free with only dosing the dogs, don’t even have to treat the cats ‘cos treating the dogs keeps them gone. Our usual flea season is from March or April to October – usually once it starts freezing, the threat disappears – and never in the last several years anyway have I had to treat them after October. ’til now!!! So I’m pissed.

But what I guess I didn’t count on and think about was some of my immediate neighbors have acquired new dogs recently – on both sides of my house, matter of fact – so I figure that’s where the fleas came from, traveling over to my yard. Really I’m doubly pissed at myself because I really should have thought of that and prepared thusly.

I hope I see some signs of them going away before I leave for Christmas. Lulu’s already missing huge patches of hair on her haunches from scratching (which I didn’t notice ’til the other day either, bad mom that I am), and Dobie’s got a spot that Petey alerted me to also. But I didn’t really notice any of the pups scratching nor the cats ’til yesterday either so I’m hoping I have caught this outbreak early. I hate fleas, I hate ‘em, I hate ‘em!

And Contrary, I love you, and I realize fleas contribute to your salary and living wage; but my friend, you are a SADIST. Heh. I might forgive you for liking fleas if you will send tapeworm killer if THAT happens too. Ugh, I hate tapeworms fifty billion thousand times more than fleas. (And yes, folks, that’s how dogs and cats often get tapeworms is by ingesting fleas when they’re chewing due to the itching.)

Anyway, yes. Fleas bad. Bad, bad, bad.

Broken tooth again also bad. That’s a post/slash/rant for another time but the Cliffs Notes version is I inherited my father’s bad teeth and those thousands of dollars spent on my mouth for orthodontia as a teenager was just wasted money. My teeth are breaking at an alarming rate and there is, no doubt, thousands of dollars in dental work in my future. Now it’s one of my front teeth again and I’m so pissed about it.

This is payback and karma, I’m sure, for my horrified commentary back when the documentary on the West Memphis 3 premiered on HBO , when I bitched about how the majority of people they interviewed had no teeth and thousands of people were going to not know the difference between West Memphis and Memphis, and would assume we have no teeth either on this side of the Mississippi River. In fact, I was rather involved in a certain Usenet newsgroup at the time and spent a good bit of effort explaining the difference between West Memphis, Arkansas, and Memphis, Tennessee for a while after that documentary was broadcast. And now my teeth are falling apart and it’s payback. And traumatizing, since I have always been kind of funny about my teeth, but the double digit thousands it’s probably going to cost to put my mouth back together is lots more traumatizing. Bad, bad, bad.

So what’s good? What’s GREAT is that I am having dinner with and get to enjoy the company of the famous, awesome, and irascible Hutchmo tonight, along with our mutual friend here in Mempho. That was just freaky to find that he not only knew and was friends with someone I know here in Memphis, but it’s someone I have known and been good friends with for 15+ years!!! That was just wild, and wonderful.

So dinner this evening is going to be a blast and I’m totally excited about it. Except since they are both really hilarious, I fear I may need to tape up my ribs before leaving the house, ‘cos I’ve probably only got like two or three ribs left to fracture from laughing so much the past week over McSmiley’s 12 Days of Christmas. Actually just one now as today’s entry has now fractured what was left.

Next on the agenda is meeting up with Newscoma either here or there in January probably, and I’m definitely plotting a trip to Nashville in January or February hoping to hang out with some of the rest of the bloggers and say hey. Also, if anyone’s free around lunchtime the day after Christmas, I might be able to stop on the way back from Chattanooga – any takers? Sista, you free the day after? No ideas where, I bet the Mothership won’t be open the day after Christmas, but if it is, a stop in Berry Hill is probably definitely in order. Or perhaps a stop Sewanee if Smiley and the belle will be there? Maybe a quick stop for coffee in Rutherford County too? So many places to go and people to see, it’ll be like being on tour, whoa. Later!

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I Go to Sleep (Redux)

Posted by Lynnster on December 10, 2006

I guess I was long overdue for a crash, seeing as how I had barely slept at all for almost two weeks, but I’m kind of ashamed to admit I slept a whopping 17 hours straight this weekend. Which maybe I wouldn’t have done if it hadn’t been so blasted cold (and I was happy to find it warmer when I finally woke up and got up), but anyway, yeah. I lost Saturday totally, pretty much.

Love everyone’s photos of the Mothership party that have been posted, like here and here and here and here – lots of smiling happy blogger faces there! (Don’t tell anybody but I think some of them might have been drinkin’… shhh!) But the best thing of all, by far, is here. Glad everyone had a good time, hope I get to see and meet many of you next time there’s a big get-together up there.

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Hey Jack, What’s Happenin’?

Posted by Lynnster on December 8, 2006

Ready for this one? THEY FORGOT ABOUT MY CAR.

Oh, yeah, they sure did. They forgot to tow it to the other mechanic for the electrical work. Dude didn’t think about it ’til this evening, when I guess he was squaring away all the pending work at the shop before the day was over.

I was so busy working all day, I didn’t really think about it until late afternoon and decided since I hadn’t heard from ‘em that it probably wouldn’t be fixed today, and planned to call them when I finished working. The guy at the auto shop had remembered and called me before I had a chance to call. Needless to say, apologizing profusely and planning to take care of it first thing Monday morning.

I’m really not that annoyed about it, since (A) I don’t know how much this is going to cost me yet, so that’s one less thing to ruin my weekend, (B) I can pretty much get by without until Tuesday or Wednesday or so if I have to, and (C) it’s too danged cold today to get out anyway. I can’t get away from my ceramic heater for two minutes without my fingers freezing (this house is old and cold). But still it figures that something like that would happen, always to moi. Sheesh.

Anyway, I’m in the process of resubscribing to all my feeds via one of these way cool Firefox add-ons I picked up, it’s very neat. Just taking a while, no easy way to transfer them out of my IE-based reader so I am having to manually input them individually. I am finally right now up to the P’s. I read way too many blogs. Wait, there’s no such thing as too many blogs!

I am definitely going to be checking out StumbleUpon thanks to the recommendations from Frank and Ivy. As if I need more things for time suckage, so I’ll blame them when I have no more time because I’ve wasted it all, hehe.

And speaking of time wasters, I got an e-mail notification this morning that Diner Dash 3 has been released, so there goes my weekend. Well, after I spend the next 12 hours or so in bed because (A) I’m tired and (B) it’s too cold! Well, when I go to bed anyway, which is probably going to be sooner than later because my toes and fingers are turning to ice. Stay warm, people!

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And I’d Wash You Back With Something Sweet & Strong

Posted by Lynnster on May 1, 2006

Yep, I’m doing a pretty crappy job of this daily blogging thing, I know. The past two or three weeks have been really crazy and full of all kinds of roadblocks and insanely nutty stuff and I just haven’t been able to really sit down and THINK, or breathe, much less write, for a while. But I’m motivated again, really I am.

I also still have a couple of years’ worth of old Wall entries that need to get moved over here, but that’s just such a major pain in the ass, I keep procrastinating. Maybe next weekend I’ll just go buy a great big bottle of vodka or rum and mix up a pitcher of pink lemonade or make a big batch of my new signature drink and just move it all be done with it and then I won’t have to think about it (or procrastinate about doing it) anymore.

My new signature drink? Well, this stems from this past week when I flew to Houston for a wedding. Thursday night at the rehearsal dinner, before we were all seated and I was in the bar with a couple of friends waiting, I told the bartender I wanted something sweet that tastes like Kool-Aid or lemonade, and he brought me what they called a Category 5 – with five kinds of rum – of which I had two of in the course of the evening and promptly got me pretty plastered. I had a REALLY good time at the rehearsal dinner.

The next night – the wedding, and reception – I told the bartender the same thing. There was a bit of a language barrier there, but eventually he got what I was saying and went to work. So on the second or third drink I asked how he was making it. I hope I got it right – white rum, cranberry juice, grapefruit juice, sweet & sour – maybe a little orange juice but I’m not sure about the orange juice part, and I think I might be missing one other ingredient (hey, it was the third drink by then probably). Michelle says it sounded to her like a Malibu Bay Breeze or Malibu Breeze or some such, I don’t know, it just was good and that’s all I care about. Whether I can reconstruct it properly, we’ll see.

Anyway, yeah, it’s been a wacky few weeks. I did my taxes and that was unexpectedly awful – they will KILL you on the self-employment stuff but I wasn’t predicting it to be this bad this year, better prepared when that time comes around next year, I hope. And the next day (because I waited until about two in the morning on the 15th to do and file my taxes), I overslept and woke up five minutes before I was supposed to have been meeting my mother in Jackson for lunch – an hour away. And I had sort of scheduled everything around an expected call from the boyfriend, which turned out to be a depressing one because he is struggling so. Two days before all this I was trying desperately to get my new/old car taken care of, which needed a new battery and needed to pass inspection and get registered and that whole day turned out to be a comedy of errors, starting with the tow truck (that actually only wound up giving me a jump off) showing up two hours late and things just getting progressively worse as the afternoon went on. So by Saturday evening and the totally messed up events of that day, I just gave up and went to bed in a funk at 8 p.m. and slept for something like 17 hours and stayed in a bad mood for pretty much the rest of that week.

Things got better tho, and the car (shockingly!) passed inspection and I got all that junk taken care of, and then most of last week was spent preparing for the trip to Houston, which was a blast and good to see all my friends and meet in person another one who I know well but had only up to that point spoken to tons on the phone and never met in person. Because it was going to cost $200 more to fly back on Sunday instead of Saturday (what’s up with that, what happened to the whole “Saturday stay” thing with the airlines?), I wound up staying only a little over 48 hours, but it was still a fun couple of days.

And, I had never been to Texas before so that was interesting in itself, but really I was kind of weirded out. I don’t know what I was expecting exactly, but I was expecting it to be really different, I guess. Instead, being in Houston pretty much seemed almost no different than being in Orlando, if I didn’t know for sure I was in Houston I might have thought I was back in Orlando again. That’s weird. Even weirder, in a couple of spots, Houston looks just like Montgomery, Alabama. I dunno, I was just expecting Texas to be a lot more drastically different than it wound up seeming.

Anyway, I’m back and without a lot of stuff on the upcoming schedule so hopefully I can re-motivate myself into a daily or at least almost habit again. I’ve just been so mopey lately I was sparing everyone else the misery, but I’m much better now, at least until Andra and Troy move to Lincoln and then I’ll be throwing myself to the lions or something. He is going to get his Ph.D. and it was between Nebraska and Ohio State, and I was soooo pushing for Ohio State, for a number of reasons: one – obviously – Columbus is a LOT closer to Tennessee than Lincoln is. Two, that would have made my life a lot easier as one cousin, the music professor, is there as are my other set of future in-laws. But it ain’t about me and so they’re going to Nebraska, and I will now have NO family in Memphis at all anymore. Sigh.

OK, outta here before I get depressed again… ’til later!

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All Day & All of the Night

Posted by Lynnster on February 1, 2006

Welcome to February! 14 days and counting to that holiday I most love to hate, and 45 days until I turn… gulp… 40. Horrors. You know, I’m not really that bothered about it, tho… yet. 30 didn’t really bother me. 35 didn’t bother me at all. Now, it’s legendary among my former co-workers what a difficult time I had with turning 25… that really, really bothered me for some reason, to an obsessive point. 30 in comparison… piece of cake. 40 – well, I don’t really know yet. Although one thing does bug me, this is one of those times I wish the boyfriend and I were the same age instead of me being two years older.

Just learned some shocking but pleasant indie music news early this morning… for the first time in seven years, Dig is playing a live show! They’ll be at the Viper Room in Hollywood on Thursday, February 16th. I don’t usually have a lot of L.A. envy, and when it comes down to it I prefer Northern to Southern California anyway, but dang, I wish I could go to this. Anyway, yeah, if you’re where you can go, by all means. Tickets are $12 (also available in advance at the Viper Room website) and Dig will go on about 11 p.m.

Wanna see something cool I’m getting? Lynnster was a good girl in 2005 (and 2004 and 2003) – see what you get when you’re good and behave and play nicely with other children? Yeah, I got plans for that spiffy new Dell Inspiron 9300, all right. Couldn’t be coming at a better time either ‘cos the DVD drive in my desktop has decided to cease cooperating.

Today was like the worst dragging day in the world… it’s terrible when you start out at 7 a.m. thinking “just let this day get over with” and spend the next ten and a half hours thinking just about nothing but that. That inadvertent nap last night was a bad mistake – I didn’t get that sleepy again until it was almost too late so, consequently, I only got about an hour and a half of in-bed sleep last night, so I’m sort of still clinging to the sides as far as awakeness and alertness. But tomorrow’s my day off so all is well.

And I have thus far managed to not take on any unabsolutelynecessary work this week. I think I really need to – that is, take the week off side work – this week, don’t you think? As long as I don’t get any calls Thursday or Friday, I’m home free and then I can get back to regularly scheduled snowing myself in come Monday. But even if I do get called for some work, at this point it’ll just be one job, not so much to deal with, so that’ll be okay.

I just know that I’ve spent the last two days spending most of the mornings typing with one eye open and if I closed them both even for a few seconds, I was in danger of slipping into a coma. Gotta get some rest and regroup.

And now for our next topic – coffee. Most people know, and especially those that know me personally, that I drink entirely too much coffee.

Once upon a time, this wasn’t always so. My coffee habit actually started in church when I was a kid – around nine or ten or so – I started having a cup of coffee after church with everyone else, which soon after led to coffee at home on Sundays with Dad and the Sunday Commercial Appeal and Tennesseean. Which eventually led to other days off/days home from school, which eventually led to pretty much every day in college and when working. I guess the reason I also put entirely too much creamer and sugar or Sweet ‘n Low in it is ‘cos I started drinking coffee at such a young age.

But for years and years and years, save for the occasional after-dinner coffee when out to eat, I was strictly a morning coffee drinker (morning being a relative term of course – since I frequently don’t get up until noon or later unless I have to, just consider those mornings “extended”). Anyway, on a normal day, regular work day, what have you – by noonish I would switch to Coke and that would be that, until morning came again.

My later round-the-clock coffee habit, I totally blame on (1) my dad and stepmother and (2) Millstone coffee. It only took one visit to my dad’s for that “hmm, coffee in the evenings…” thing to take root – they were, naturally, round-the-clock coffee drinkers. And at the same time Millstone had just come out with all these awesome flavored coffees. So it would be, like, regular coffee in the mornings or at least the first pot, and then flavored coffee the rest of the day. I have flirted back and forth with the flavors – especially all the divine stuff at Coffeeam.com, oh god – in recent years it’s been mainly regular coffee with the occasional flavored pot once in a while.

Which brings me to my next topic – coffee makers. My parents bought what was a really high-tech for the time and nice Mr. Coffee coffee maker around 1976 or 1977 or thereabouts. That was the coffee maker I ended up taking with me to college in 1984 and they probably wouldn’t have even gotten rid of it except Black & Decker had just come out with the Spacemaker line and they wanted to get one of those, so I took the old one. And continued to use it until somewhere around, I think, 1990 or 1991, when it finally bit the dust. That was OK tho – that was a good 14-15 years of use out of a coffee maker, I’m not gonna complain about that (especially now).

Well, you’ve heard the phrase about how “they” don’t make things like “they” used to? There’s nothing more true when it comes to coffee makers. I am going to throw out a ballpark figure here and my guess will probably still be too low, but I would estimate I have been through no less than THIRTY coffee makers since 1991. Maybe even forty. And remember, for a significant period of that time I was NOT drinking coffee day and night – but still, I was killing coffee makers left and right. This has, of course, been exacerbated tremendously since I did start drinking coffee night as well as day.

But yeah. Oh, listen, it doesn’t matter what it is. Every brand imaginable, every price range imaginable from dirt cheap to rather pricey – I’ve killed it. This was especially painful with the Go Vols orange Salton I got for Christmas one year – I HATED throwing that one away – but yeah, just like the rest, it died. There have been occasions when the whole thing just appeared to have given up the ghost, but especially in the advent of my all day and all of the night coffee imbibing, naturally what happens most of the time is I wear out the heating element.

So last year after having killed two more in record time (two in less than two months, they were cheapies tho), my mother and I started trying to figure out ways to solve this ongoing dilemma or at least make it better. Besides me stopping drinking coffee, that is, which ain’t gonna happen anyway.

For a little bit I was considering maybe investing in an institutional one, like some of the various heavy duty Bunns there have been at various places I’ve worked over the years. On a trip up home, shortly after I’d killed another one, Mom and I are walking around the Paris Wal-Mart trying to decide what to do – at that point I had just killed another Black & Decker and had an emergency 4-cup coffee maker run out and grabbed at Walgreen’s in the middle of the night on that occasion stashed at home – I ended up coming back with another Black & Decker that time, and that one, granted, lasted me ’til about the six-month mark, it just died a couple of weeks ago and I now have replaced it with another full size off-the-shelf bought at Walgreen’s. Hey, in the middle of the night and when you don’t live anywhere near a Wal-Mart or Target or K-Mart, you gotta do what you gotta do when you know that, while you might could do without the rest of the evening, you can’t possibly function in the coming morning without coffee.

Of course, that’s funny in itself – I am of the opinion that after all these years of coffee, and drinking cokes since I was very very young, caffeine really has no effect on me. It certainly never keeps me awake, seeing as how I’m about half narcoleptic anyway. But I really don’t care to chance finding out what happens when you take the caffeine totally AWAY, and don’t think you want to witness that either.

So anyway, at the time we were shopping and trying to decide what to do last year, we looked at the Home Cafe – the superfast one-cup coffee maker – thinking, well, since I burn out the heating elements on a regular basis, maybe that’s a solution to the problem. Then we walked a few aisles over and looked at the price of the coffee pods for the Home Cafe. And we discussed at the time how someone should come out with a pod thing of some sort that you can, like, fill up with your own coffee (in my case that would be the Kroger in the dark blue although I have recently switched to the red). In any case we decided at the time that, financially speaking, that wasn’t really a great solution either.

Fast forward to me being home for my grandmother’s funeral and hey, my mom had bought herself a Home Cafe, though I didn’t really pay attention to it at the time other than to notice it was there and I guess commented on it.

Fast forward again to Christmas Day when I open, first, a Home Cafe of my own – and then, the Presto MyPod… which you can fill up with your own coffee. So, cool.

Now, another thing I should add about the Home Cafe is that I thought those were a really dumb idea when they came out. I first saw it when, shortly after its release on the market, it was featured as part of a reward challenge on Survivor. I mean, I thought, yeah, nice idea for those who like really fresh coffee (I could generally care less, I’ll stick day old coffee in the microwave, no problem) or don’t drink that much coffee, but for me? No.

Well, since getting the Home Cafe for Christmas, I have had sort of a love-hate relationship with it. I tried to use it exclusively for a week or so until finally deciding it was just too much trouble and going back to using the regular coffee maker generally and the Home Cafe on occasion.

Plus there was something about the cups made with the Home Cafe. They just weren’t tasting quite exactly right. It was kind of like when you’re outside and drink water straight out of the garden hose, or something? Yeah.

So fast forward again, this time to last week. Now, admittedly, I drink so much coffee I just don’t really have much of a discernable palate at all for it other than I can tell the difference between a really bad cup of coffee (like the stuff you get out of vending machines) or one that’s satisfactory, and that’s generally about it, really.

Anyway, for whatever reason I made a cup with the Home Cafe last week and… it tasted like the best cup of coffee I ever had ever in the world. And then, having duly noted I’d made that with the Kroger Red, I shortly thereafter made another with the Kroger Blue just to see. And it was yummy too.

So now I’m sold on the Home Cafe, totally. I guess maybe it just needed to get used and “seasoned” or something, sorta like one does with cast iron skillets. Still using the regular coffee maker too, of course, but using the Home Cafe more often than I was. Now let’s see if I can get thru 2006 without having to buy yet another one, of either.

I racked up on other coffee at Christmas too, got a bag of Starbuck’s beans as well as some yummy stuff from the beloved Coffeeam.com, including Banana Hazelnut – definitely a dessert coffee, it’s almost too sweet and coming from me who dumps tons of sweetener in my coffee, that’s saying something – and the rather amusing 5 lb. bag of Rainforest Crunch. Do you know how BIG a 5 lb. bag of coffee is? Yeah, my mother didn’t really realize it either until they (she ordered herself one too) arrived.

In other coffee news, Daisy has become such the coffee creamer addict, stalking me whenever I’m doctoring up a new cup to see if I’ll spill any. The other puppies will too but it’s mostly her, she’s the one with a bad jones for coffee creamer.

Hey, I mentioned Survivor up there and, what do you know – the new season premieres tomorrow night, yay. Although I guess I still have a rep as a reality TV junkie and trash TV-aholic (long live Melrose Place!), my interest in both has kind of waned, plus I just don’t watch that much TV period anymore. But I still get excited about the Big Three – Survivor, Amazing Race, Big Brother. Yeah, reality TV addict always… just on a bit smaller scale these days.

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No New Tale to Tell

Posted by Lynnster on May 13, 2005

Well, I am really trying to do better about updating but even once a month for me is an improvement over the last two years, eh? Y’all just wouldn’t believe how much time I spend working. And then when I crash it’s huge, like last night I slept for fifteen hours straight. Seriously. I went to bed and I just couldn’t get up again.

So I’m watching Survivor tonight, and has there been any Survivor more stupid than Caryn? She deserved to get voted out more than anybody else has this season. Actually this was moment of idiocy #2 for her, the first time was when she had her chance to make an alliance with the other women and they didn’t do it and voted Stephenie out. In any case she has played worse than almost anyone I’ve ever seen on any season. On the other hand, how about The Amazing Race finale? I’m glad Uchenna & Joyce won, I would have been OK with Romber winning (even if they are the two biggest reality TV leeches of all time), and I’m glad Ron & Kelly didn’t win.

I am in the midst of a web crisis of epic proportions (heh). I have a LiveJournal account now. Really it would make more sense just to move operations over there permanently since all I ever update anymore is this anyhow. Certainly less $. Plus it’s cute and easy. Some less benefits tho… like losing all that tons of web storage, which is the main thing I keep hanging on to this AOL account for anyway. Plus I’ve just been here for sooo long. I heard from someone a couple of weeks ago that I haven’t talked to in five or six years probably but when they wanted to find me, here they came. I just don’t know what to do. I don’t do change very well… or it could be I’m just lazy. Probably a little of both. Well, there’s never been any argument much about the lazy part. (EDITOR’S NOTE – Obviously I did make the decision to move The Graffiti Wall over to LiveJournal, and mirror it on Blogger!!!)

I wish I had some cool news to report. I had a trip planned this weekend that has now been cancelled so there goes that opportunity for news. Summer’s coming which I hate – everyone knows I despise the hot weather months down here. My puppies will turn a year old around Memorial Day, and Dobie will be 11 right around Thanksgiving. Time flies. And with that and before I bore everyone to death, including me, I am outta here for now…

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Gonna Sign It, Gonna Seal It

Posted by Lynnster on April 23, 2005

Oops sorry, I’ve been soooo freakin’ swamped, so much so that I have fallen into this habit lately of literally falling asleep sitting straight up at the computer, on a whole lot of occasions after the main workday is thru. I am working the equivalent of about five different jobs right now and I am just absolutely exhausted. Apologies.

I think I forgot to mention that in the summer of 2003, I almost broke my foot, but didn’t break it – just sprained it badly instead – and consequently I wish to god I’d just broken the damn thing now ‘cos almost two years later it still hurts ALL THE TIME. A lot of walking aggravates it very nicely but I don’t even have to do that, don’t have to do ANYTHING. What happened was I was walking very quickly across the back yard and stepped in a hole and fell, twisting it as I went down. It is a fair piece from there to my back door and for a while it was rather questionable whether I was going to make it back there or not, for a while I thought my neighbor might find me lying there still writhing in pain some nine or ten hours later when he returned home from work. You have rarely seen skin turn so many different colors but the predominant ones were black and purple, top and bottom of foot both. It got so bad that I, who have always worked for doctors but don’t GO to them – the very idea – broke down and went that very afternoon. The doc looked at it and before he sent me for the x-ray he said, “Well, if it’s not broken, I think you got about as close as you could to breaking it and I think you’re going to wish you had.” Boy, was that an understatement. It wasn’t but close enough and I wound up in one of those removable casts for weeks, but the biggest problem with the removable cast was that most of the pain was in the TOP of my foot – right where most of that part of the cast’s pressure was. So that didn’t last long, after a few weeks I was over that and decided I’d rather struggle with it moving around than deal with the pain inflicted by that cast. He also wanted to send me to physical therapy, which I didn’t do, but even he admitted it probably wouldn’t help much and I’d already done far more than I normally would by even seeing a doctor. So hobble along on my own I did. I have had a few brief periods of respite but mostly it just hurts like a… yeah, that. And like I said I don’t have to do anything. Lie in bed and it just throbs. I’m about to the point where I have half a mind to break it on purpose and see if it will FINALLY stop torturing me eventually – I feel sure that is not a cure and would probably just make things worse tho. Even better, now the OTHER foot hurts all the time too because I walk funny – not noticeably but not right – because of the bum foot. Yeah, my body has been falling apart steadily since I turned thirty and this has just really exacerbated the degeneration. If I make it to forty only lame and deaf and without my teeth all having fallen out (another story for another time! aren’t you excited) it’ll be a miracle I think.

I’m also a little worried ‘cos I keep catching myself doing REALLY strange stuff, like the other day I was bopping around the house straightening up or something (limping, of course) and I all of a sudden realized that for about the last thirty minutes I had been walking around humming the Bay City Rollers’ “Rock & Roll Love Letter”. Then tonight I was putting up groceries when it suddenly dawned on me that I had been whistling Foghat’s “Free Ride” the whole time. Help, I would appear to be stuck in my least favorite decade of all time. I’m afraid it might be disco next or something…

Hey, if you’ve not dropped by here in a while check out March 2005 since those were the first new entries in a long while and there’s lots of stuff on there in catching up the last two years. If I ever stop burning the proverbial candle at four hundred thousand different ends I might update here again soon. ’til then, as R.B. used to say be easy, and if you can’t be easy be slow…

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I’ve Been Gone

Posted by Lynnster on November 24, 2000

Well, Happy Turkey Day and all that, forgive me my continued extended absence. The last six to eight weeks have just been godawful in most aspects and to tell the truth, I’ve probably been asleep more than I’ve been awake a lot of the time… when you’re unhappy with your job, everything is miserable, and there’ve been many of those come home from work & go straight to bed nights lately as well as many sleeping 15-16 hours on Saturday days, I am pretty much just trying to hang in at this point. Anyway, enough of that, it’s boring and I don’t want to get in a bad mood this weekend…

So, there’s not really all that much news. Other than work stuff things are pretty cool, as for the usual cast of characters, I’m alive and seem to have found my true niche in hair color, KC’s alive and grumpy as ever, Greg’s alive and being all Californian, Duncan’s alive and hates L.A. with a passion, JJ & Jo & Stevie Kane I think are all alive but one would think Nashville’s dropped off the face of the earth or something… everyone’s well as far as I know, no real news.

This year’s slumber party was really cool this year, we went out for dinner first and then bummed around Kelli’s brand new & gorgeous house the rest of the night, missing three of the slumber party girls so we were down to six this year, but had a lot of fun as always.

I have probably made a big mistake but after these last couple of years of making a second salary buying & reselling vintage Barbie junk, I finally got bit by the bug (probably a really dumb move since I sold nearly everything I had as a child two years ago) and am now collecting myself, though actually it works out kinda cool since as a dealer I get all kinds of good and cheap deals anyway plus I’m not particularly picky about stuff or wanting full complete sets of stuff so I’ll get off pretty cheaply in that regard… and let me tell you, my girls are looking cool! I already have planned out what they’ll be wearing year-round, and this will soon be a regular feature on the site, so you too can check out what the girls are wearing every week – right now in honor of November being the annual girls’ slumber party month, they are in their way cool Mod-era late ’60s/’70s pajamas and they just look too great. I have been hoarding some excellent Mod-era Barbie stuff and they’re all going to be looking like Emma Peel in The Avengers, or Bond girls, or something. I guess I come by this naturally, after all my godmother has a goose on her front porch that has outfits for every holiday, as well as an Elvis suit and a UT football jersey and helmet.

Anyway…. did I mention before that the Memphis Music Hall of Fame, one of my favorite places in the city, closed? I just hate that. I haven’t been down to the new museum at the Gibson plant yet and must, but I just hate that the MMHOF closed, it was a pretty cool little place. What else… oh, I don’t know, nothing much really going on, just gearing up for Xmas and trying to not quit my job every day and that’s about it. Had a most uncelebratory Thanksgiving, but actually I have a lot to be thankful for this year and am only holding two major grudges currently, so that’s a pretty low ratio (and maybe a record)!!! I am certainly thankful for my Mom and all my family, and a host of good longtime friends who I’d name all but we’d be here forever if I did, you all know who you are anyway tho so I won’t…. this year, though, I am most thankful for Evan, who left us a little while ago but left behind a world of good, and Brian, who I thought I’d lost forever and found and am most fortunate to know in the here & now. My job sucks but life is good, and I am blessed with unbelievable fortune with so many great folks in my life, so that’s what I give thanks for. Happy Thanksgiving, ’til later…

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It’s Such a Strange Strain on Ya

Posted by Lynnster on January 29, 2000

You would not believe how many times in the last two weeks I have attempted to get a Wall update up and just haven’t followed thru with it, for one reason or another. Much of what follows has been written for some time, yet has just stewed here languishing on my hard drive, and for that I apologize to those who wait. Be it narcolepsy, severe addiction to Mah Jongg, or just being darn sick and tired of most everything, in any case I’ve been too mentally pooped to lift much of a finger and, as recently pronounced by the all-knowing KC, unfit to speak to anyone in any form or fashion including HTML code. Heh.

Right at the moment a number of adjectives to describe yours truly come to mind, which would include: resentful, hateful, spiteful, moody, ill-tempered, make that very ill-tempered, annoyed, aggravated, frustrated, irritated, and once again and most important of all, resentful… so basically I’ve been saving you all a whole lot of grief by keeping my mouth shut, that’s the silver lining to that cloud I reckon.

In any case, if I can find the energy to put on the happy hat for a few minutes, maybe we’ll have a Wall entry here. Wow.

So… I was freezing to death once again all last week, tho I suppose my relatives in Rhode Island would laugh at that seeing as how they’re having daily lows of, like, 3 degrees right now. It’s awfully cold for the Mid-South right now, tho. I don’t really have much “news”, so to speak, except that I was super pleased to read this week that there are plans to build – I won’t get this right, and forgot to keep that section of the paper, but it’s something like – The Stax Museum of R&B or something like that on the old Stax studio site on McLemore (which has been a vacant lot since 1989). I wish I could remember what all the article said about it, but it sounded like it is going to be really, really neat. And it will be so good for that neighborhood, hopefully this is the first of many good things for that section of town. Very historical musically for sure and especially I’m psyched since everyone knows I dig all things Stax.

Speaking of music, I’m sure there will be a host of whiners who will be completely overjoyed to learn that Greg, JJ & I absolutely hate the new Bush CD. Hate it. I know, I know, it’s a tremendous surprise, but all three of us tried to give it a chance and all came to the conclusion that it sucks. So, all can rest easy that there will be no further added to future appearances, there will be no “The Chemicals Between Us” or any other of that tired proto-electronica sh… I mean, stuff.

New possibly-regular or at least maybe-occasional feature to be added to the Wall soon, or should I say Off the Wall (in more ways than one)… had intended to get it up the other night but unfortunately taking more editing than I’d planned, and I’ve been more interested in napping this week than doing anything that could be mistaken for chores.

We got snowed on mega-bigtime this week, wasn’t as much as had been predicted, but still, it was kinda nice and got me a day off work Friday. About three inches – that’s a big deal for Memphis – shoot, I haven’t seen this much snow since the first year I was here, 1988. About two in the morning on Friday it was just gorgeous, the sky all lit up from the reflection of the snow in the clouds, snow just falling and falling, everything silent, the whole ground and all the trees white. It was neat, for about five minutes I felt like I did when I was a kid and we used to have snow all the time in the winter, fascinated. Now it’s mostly melted, but Friday was a good day, and Dare and I shared a bowl of snow cream for breakfast… that’s milk, vanilla, sugar and snow, for those of you who dunno.

I saw Girl, Interrupted last week and it was okay but I was mostly unimpressed, thought it should have been better, tho Angelina Jolie is fabulous in it… even better tho, one day last weekend I flipped on the TV to find a Kids In The Hall marathon on Comedy Central, there is a god. I only caught the tail end of it, I could have watched for days. And honestly, I hope all of you have been watching – and those that haven’t yet – will watch Freaks and Geeks now that they’ve moved it to Monday nights from that Saturday night TV deathtrap… what an absolutely great show, it’s sooooo funny.

Anyway… I’m not in much of a mood for chatter so I’ll go for now, maybe more shortly, still working on some stuff, tho it looks like I will be AWOL from the Wall (pun intended) for most of February, not by choice. So, for now, Happy 34th Birthday to a friend I haven’t spoken to in about fifteen years, and later ’til whenever…

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I’m in Love With That Song

Posted by Lynnster on October 22, 1999

Hello. I have been fighting a toothache all week long, an apparent ongoing result of my last trip to the dentist last week for the second round of fillings, and have been really tired to boot so pardon the absence. Not only does this one tooth really hurt but it also squeaks. I’m as curious as anyone to find out why and will let you know next week (after my third go-round of fillings, bleah) when I find out. I’m supposed to be getting a crown too but I can’t afford it so I guess that one will just have to fall out or something. Anyway, enough of my dental woes…

What else have I been doing, well, I’ve been trying to give some good listens to my newest CD find, Antfarm Records’ Australian tribute to The Replacements, I’m in Love…With That Song – but, being that, as Greg/et al like to say, I have Attention Deficit Disorder musically, I haven’t really been able to sit down long enough to give it a proper and thorough listen, but I am quite impressed with the first three tracks at least, especially (of course) Brad Shepherd’s cover of “Alex Chilton”.

It’s gotten cold this week and I finally lit the furnace so I can be all toasty and stuff, and I’m also getting a sore throat I think, which is going to make a lot of people super happy (it isn’t my fault!), and I think it would be a good idea if I just sleep thru the weekend.

Last weekend Greg & I were on the radio in Mississippi and I hope nobody heard us because we’d been drinking strawberry Boone’s Farm most of the afternoon and we thought everything was funny… and in other news, well, there really is none, so I’ll be off for now, later people…

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Hungry for a Good Thing, Baby

Posted by Lynnster on September 22, 1999

Once again, it’s another two-for-one Wall special! Yep, two new entries on the same day, this one and last one, all because I almost fell asleep while desperately trying to finish and post yesterday’s Wall entry. Sorry, I told y’all I thought I was becoming narcoleptic.

So anyway, where was I? As some know, we wound up having to cancel out Saturday because JJ, of all things to have when you’re pushing thirty, has the chicken pox.. and I also don’t want him anywhere near me because I’ve never had any of the usual icky childhood diseases. So that pretty much hosed that, and I didn’t get to go to the Alex Chilton show at the Hi-Tone either, and then Tennessee loses the most important ballgame of the year, and the whole weekend pretty much sucked overall. We are maybe going to try it again next weekend – except I can’t remember how long chicken pox stays contagious? – or the weekend after that, I’ll mass-email as soon as I know something for sure. I am trying to figure out how to password-protect a possible new part of the site that would contain all such folly… actually I wish you could do a password-questionnaire, that would be amusing… only those well-versed in Zone trivia (or me) would ever be able to enter, hehehe.

Anyway, so, the only good thing about the weekend really was that my new neighbors have obviously finally gotten the hint and quieted down a bit (or someone in the neighborhood’s complained, dunno). Actually that whole scene is beginning to be a little more interesting, somewhat along Melrose Place lines, once over the weekend I chanced to hear one noisy loud female questioning someone about when so-and-so had sex with so-and-so and that she was going to kick the last so-and-so’s butt, and then the next night late in the evening there was an unhappy young lady running up and down the street after some guy literally wailing “(insert guy name here), why are you doing this to me??” Much more of this and I won’t miss so much the fact that Melrose won’t be coming back on TV, heh.

Anyhow… the weather just turned cold! Not cold enough that I’m not still in shorts, but definitely cooler. The wind picked up a lot in the night and my neurotic dogs totally freaked, the goofy yellow dog who wasn’t scared of thunderstorms until he was about two years old now gets under the covers so he won’t see lightning – which is fine because if he’s under the covers he stays still, unlike when he doesn’t and fidgets and moves around every 10 seconds, usually in the vicinity of my head – but there was no lightning last night, not even hardly any rain, and still he got his head under the covers. The two mutts used to only be scared of thunderstorms, now they get upset when it’s simply raining. Baby’s fear is a little more understandable seeing as how she once was a stray street dog – Dobie, of course, has never been left outside or anything even remotely such in his entire spoiled rotten life, and I can vouch for that entirely seeing as how he was born on my living room floor lo all these almost five years ago (I cannot believe he’s about to turn five) and has barely been outside of the house nor far from a comfy couch or bed since, sheesh.

Speaking of Dobie, next time you’re in the dishwashing, scouring pad section of your local grocery store or whatnot, be sure and look for The Original Dobie. I am not kidding. You’ll see…

Well, what else, this probably belongs on the Music & Movies page but getting one page a week or so updated is about my limit right now, I recently picked up and Greggie and I have been enjoying (gotta love that speakerphone and the Breits’ WATS line!) and getting inspired immensely by an awesome CD, and you’ll never believe by whom… Paul Revere & The Raiders’ The Essential Ride, ‘63-’67. This is the one of all to get and those of you music snobs who are raising an eyebrow right now will likely change your tune if you give it a whirl yourselves. Now, I have always dug the Raiders, definitely one of American rock’s most overlooked bands ever, since I was a little bitty kid and had a crush on Phil “Fang” Volk (a rare time I ever had a crush on a bass player) second only to my Davy Jones crush in early childhood. Tho I had all the “teenybopper-fare” albums too, my dad had actually purchased a copy of their first album in the ’60s which seriously kicked some early Rolling Stones butt by far, and I literally cut my baby musical teeth on that album… probably the only two year old in the country who knew all the words to that one and the Broadway cast recording album of Hair. (giggle) So anyway, since I haven’t had a working turntable (well, that’s not true, I have one, there’s just no place to put it and it’s not been plugged in in years), I probably haven’t listened to any old Raiders stuff save for what came on the radio now and again in years. But now, listening to it with a much-jaded and broadened musical ear after all these years have passed – whoa. In the words of Greggiepoo, their guitarist Drake Levin was/is a guitar genius – if you listen beyond the pop, so to speak, you get to listen to some absolute genius guitar riffage. Not to mention the various nuances of the rest of the band – I was just amazed, such things had never really occurred to me when it came to PR&TR. I was also super-digging the earliest, bluesy kinda stuff… I’ll be here all night if I go on about specifics as to why this album has just knocked me over so, but take it from me, it’s just fascinating and really cool. (This is a great example of why I love music so – even the oldest stuff you’ve had for years can turn around and surprise you one day, almost like something totally new!) It’s also just a really cool CD, I picked it specifically over others that were available because it had several of what-were-then filler cuts on my favorite album of all, Spirit of ‘67, and that was just really neat to have along with the big hits, and some other stuff that I’d never heard before. It also has a booklet full of anecdotes and tales from most everyone in the band that is just a really cool read, and here’s some trivia – the Raiders’ first album was not only the first rock & roll album Columbia put out that sold tons of copies, it also was probably the first major-label album to come out that had the “F” word within the grooves! That was one of the anecdotes, how somehow that managed to slip by the label in the background of the Raiders’ version of The Kingsmen’s “Louie Louie” (and was on the same album that I cut my aforementioned baby music teeth on), and yup, it’s there all right – you can barely make it out, but it’s there, heh. Another little anecdote I enjoyed was when Phil Volk mentioned running into David Letterman bass player Will Lee and he was like talking to Will Lee like he was God, saying he couldn’t even begin to touch what Lee does, and Lee told him that was nuts because he (Lee) had learned how to play bass by watching Phil Volk on the Raiders’ show, Where the Action Is, every afternoon when he was a kid and that Phil was like the master when it came to bass.

Anyway, lots of cool things like that and the CD is just a total treat for any crazed musician, it may take a listen or two but you’ll get what has us so fascinated eventually, it’s just supercool and definitely, to me anyway, is the essential and definitive compilation of Raiders swag. I dunno if the fascination is as much because it’s so great, or just the fact that we sort of missed the point until now about how good they really were! I also have managed to land something I thought I never would, which will be on its way here soon, which is a copy of the aforementioned first album, as it would seem Mark Lindsay himself is selling it via his website – way cool, can’t wait to have that one right here in my hot little hands.

Anyway… now that I’ve bored virtually everyone but the rest of the musically insane (giggle)… not much else news-wise, other than the fact I think I’m headed for a date with an esophagoscope, which is, tho not a good thing, not the worst since that just happens to be what my boss does… I think I’ve finally managed to tear up my insides irreparably, so to speak! As a smart-aleck friend sassed the other day, yes, maybe if I’d drink more of the wild cherry Capri Sun that’s always in my fridge and not so much whatever-flavor-of-the-week coffee and Coke and whatnot, maybe I could actually put away the, what an ex used to call, industrial-strength bottle of antacid I always have with me, heh. But, you know, then again it could just be stress, since I’ve had plenty of that now the last several months, so who knows. I’m sure if I actually have to go under the scope, I’ll be here complaining about it and relating the whole story in exceptional detail. (snicker)

Anyway, I really gotta go – all this work still has me snowed under for hours every night after work and I’m just pooped, plus I – much to my irritation – have to spend all day tomorrow in two dumb classes for work that I don’t really need and shouldn’t have to be wasting an entire day on, plus three other entire afternoons this month besides that, in, so I’m not only in a mood but I need to get some sleep so I won’t fall asleep during class, especially since one of tomorrow’s instructors, tho I haven’t yet met her in person, would appear from a phone conversation to be about the most humorless human being on the planet. So I’m just really looking forward to this. Talk to all awaiting parties soon, everyone have a good rest of the week on my behalf since I won’t…

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Bad Moon Rising

Posted by Lynnster on August 27, 1999

What’s up? Well, I have gotten really bogged down in various and sundry necessary chores and stuff this week as well as having had the week from you-know-where at work, and continue to be so sleepy most of the time I nod off without even trying, but thru it all I’m sorta trying to catch up my e-mail box again so who knows, when you least expect it and have given me up for dead, you’ll probably get an e-mail.

Did I mention I saw the infamous Kelli, and Melanie, over the weekend? Probably didn’t, yup, I got to hang out with my doppelganger for a little while on Sunday… we had an errand to run, something to pick up at another old friend’s house not too far from mine, and we actually didn’t get to see that friend (Cindy) because she’d gone into labor that afternoon, now the proud mom of a newborn baby boy. So instead – and remember, this is a friend of mine from high school days – we saw her eldest son, who’s now fifteen years old (!!!!) I am, like, ready for Medicare and the nursing home right now, ugh.

So anyhow, we did that and then went off to eat crappy food and deal with rude hostesses at Chili’s out by Wolfchase – a hateful place, don’t go there – and that was that.

Not much else to report, other than I love driving down East Parkway on the warm sunny days, just thought I’d share that piece o’ fluff. Anyway, even tho I’m suffering fits of narcolepsy, I feel a major pre-fall-cleaning undertaking coming this weekend, we’ll see how that goes.

I’m getting whiny notes from Greg, and I think he’s paying off other people to whine about it too, wanting to know if I’m going to put his “Sheena the Amazon Wonder Girl” or whatever it is short story up on the site, so here’s my public statement that I’m taking it under consideration. :P And for those keeping score, the current number of people I would like to see boiled in oil is still holding at two.

Anyway, I gotta go for now, I twice tonight narrowly missed winning a bunch of money at a certain game site on the Web that I’m not telling anyone where it is because you’ll all go there just like you did with Uproar and I’ll never be able to win anything again, so I’m in a bad mood and going to bed. Ciao ’til later…

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Party All the Time

Posted by Lynnster on August 17, 1999

I’m gonna attempt to do at least a little better updating now that things have quieted down a bit, I swear. Somewhat amazingly, I actually, and totally really inadvertently, managed to catch up on almost all my outstanding e-mail one recent late night… either that or I lost some to the online mail suckage zone, one of the two. I say almost ‘cos there’s still a few sitting there, but if you’re the owner of one of those lonely, patiently awaiting e-mails, then rest assured it’s because yours is really important and deserves more time and attention than my flipping thru my e-mail box between Bingo games.

I actually did lose some mail a few months ago when I was attempting to straighten up the humongous mess that is my e-mail box, so if you’ve been waiting months to hear from me, I may really have lost it. (frown)

Anyway, I’m sure I won’t stay caught up for long, but really once I ditched all the spam and ghost stories and jokes and music news and such I found I had a lot less mail to mess with than I thought I did.

So, speaking of Bingo, when I’ve had a little time and when my neck hasn’t been killing me so much I could stand to sit here at the computer for more than an hour, I’ve been trying my darndest to win some $$ from a certain game site that has way too many fun and free games to choose from – not Uproar, I’m not telling anybody else about my new favorite site because after I started plugging Uproar on this site, the next thing I knew fifty billion people were hanging out there and I didn’t win a single Bingo game for over six months due to the hundreds of other folks that were zoning in on my Bingo turf, dang it. So I found somewhere else to goof off, and actually this is really more an attempt to be productive than wasted, as rehab (not mine, for those of you just joining us) costs money and I kinda need the extra $$ right now. Well, last night I came within 10 lousy points of winning around $600 at Quick-Draw Poker, so now I’m really in a mood. Things like that just hate me tho, just like the casinos, if I go to Tunica I might as well walk in and just hand them fifty bucks and not even look at a slot machine, because they hate me and I never win anything.

Anyway… I don’t know, for some reason this week seems to be going much more nicely and much less chaotic than previous weeks have been, I’m kinda unnerved that things are going so well. I’m almost caught up at work right now, which never happens, and things are just cool in general. And believe it or not, as a result of attending some friends’ wedding the other day, I’m actually considering going to church this week – how about that. I think the last time I set foot in an Episcopal church was Christmas Eve 1997, and the last time before that was probably the Christmas Eve before. But the other day, my friends’ wedding was supercool – which is another story in itself – and I really kind of dug the service, so I think I might be a good little Episcopalian instead of a wayward lazy one and maybe actually start going every now and again. The main deal with me and church is that, after having been extremely involved with it in my younger years and then spending some of my college years working with the the junior high and high school factions statewide, I kinda got away from it because (A) I am lazy and hate getting up in the mornings with an extreme passion, and (B) I never really found an Episcopal church here in the area that suited me (a hugely long explanation not worth going into that non-Episcopalians and non-Catholics wouldn’t understand anyhow). It never occurred to me to check out the chapel at the university, which is where I was for the wedding the other day – and it was just really the coolest, with this supercool priest, and they just happen to have mass that suits my schedule perfectly – i.e., no mornings – and I was just like, “Hmmm….” So, I know a couple of people that are probably going to stroke out when they read this, but yup, I’m pretty much intending to set foot in church this week and it’s not even Christmas Eve or a wedding or a funeral occasion. Heh. Anyway, my friends’ wedding was just absolutely too cool, most definitely the best wedding and reception I’ve ever attended. A perfect traditional Episcopalian ceremony mixed with a neato traditional Chinese ceremony, and the wedding was just lovely and the reception a total hoot.

So that was fun… much of the rest of the weekend, in the late nights anyway, was spent trying so hard not to get annoyed with the chaos going on at the neighbors’… as you regular readers know, I now have the equivalent of a fraternity house living in close proximity to The Lynnster Abode. There must have been a hundred rednecks hooting and hollering in their driveway – which as anyone who knows me personally knows is in very close promixity to The Lynnster Abode – at 2 in the morning. Well, things took an even more annoying turn around 4 in the morning, as I’d jumped online to check my mail while thinking about going to bed, and was sitting here, and heard my front storm door open and then my (luckily, locked) doorknob being turned – it would seem a couple of partygoers had the wrong house, yup. Between that, the noise – and it’s not just noise, it’s noise – and the trash left behind by the party attendees every weekend, which, to my neighbors’ credit they usually clean mostly up the next day, but not all, in any case, it’s getting increasingly difficult to not feel like an 100 year old bat griping about the kids next door, sigh. However I’m pretty sure I’m probably the least annoyed neighbor in the neighborhood about all this hoopla, so at least that’s a bit comforting in that regard. And Mark was probably right when he said the other day they’ll probably move on once school is out again, so, oh well…

So, a pal of mine who’s in grad school studying psych popped this number test on me the other day, which was amusing, he’d ask me things like “How many cats do you have?” and “How many times have you flown on an airplane?” and then pop in what was supposed to be really “telling” number questions in between the insignificant, and you’re supposed to answer them as quick as you can with the first number that comes to mind. So we went thru this whole test thing, and the most amusing thing to me of all, and I don’t really know why but I got so cracked up about it I’ve decided to make it a recurring feature of the Graffiti Wall, a running count of “How many people are you really & truly severely p***ed off at right now?”, and the quick and off the top of my head answer was two. Hmm… So anyway, we’ll just call that the PO Count, until I think of a better title, for the week of August 16th, snicker.

Well, I’m trying to go to bed earlier lately seeing as how even when I get 8 or 9 hours of sleep I still can barely stay awake, so I’m off for now to sleep badly as usual, I’m sure. I have some vague recollection of when I could actually sleep an entire night without waking myself up a hundred times, I think… anyway, ’til later, that would be me…

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It’s My Life

Posted by Lynnster on June 25, 1999

Stuff to wrap up the week with… my buddy The infamous Mad Memphian, a big fan of Bellevue Baptist Church (cough), apparently got some of his stuff published in The Memphis Flyer, p.o.’d some folks as expected, and I missed it!! I found this out while standing in line to buy cinnamon hazelnut coffee at the big Pig on Madison and flipping thru this week’s Flyer and finding MM’s name taken in vain on the Letters to the Editor page by some p.o.’d person. Anyway, congrats to MM on getting some stuff published and maybe we’ll go catch a flick together before 2004 or something. (grin)

Um, what else… well, I’ve been so tired I haven’t actually been awake much of the week and we (meaning the collective “we” at my place of employment in the wild and wonderful field of health care) suspect I may be becoming a bit anemic, one more medical matter to chalk up on the board. I swear, I spend my whole life basically mostly healthy, save for chronic tonsillitis that disappeared once I got those suckers whacked out in my twenties, and you turn thirty and just start falling apart all over the place, no joke. Better enjoy those twenties while you still can, folkses…

Anyway, speaking of work, I rule ‘cos I got a surprise bonus this week. Woohoo. For all those that keep asking me why I still work where I do, there’s your answer right there. For a week that was almost certainly going to be terrible, it’s turned out pretty good.

What else… well, I thoroughly enjoyed watching VH-1’s Behind the Music a couple of weeks ago when Eric Burdon and The Animals were on. For every musician who cites The Beatles as a major British Invasion-era influence, there are those of us who prefer to cite The Animals, The Who, The Kinks and, of course, the Stones…

And speaking of music junk, hey, I bought a great new capo, woohoo again. Now I don’t have to use that POS capo Cole or Chuckie pawned off on me a couple of years ago. Duncan was making fun of me a couple of weeks ago because I almost always have at least two guitar picks somewhere on the floorboard of my car.

I meant to mention, earlier on, that one of my fave things about being out with the band guys is watching all the young girls get all moony-eyed over my old and dear pal and multitalented Greg Breit, heh heh. Last time in Oxford he had his own virtual little fan club of eighteen and nineteen year olds going there at the front of the stage and it was hilarious. When we were all younger all the girls my age got all swoony over him because he was this cute little seventeen year old, I reckon it must be nice to know he’s still got it, having recently turned thirty. (snicker) It’s that whole lead singer disease thing…

Well, I gotta go as I am tired and soooo glad it’s Friday, catch up more later…

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But Luke, Not Ready Are You

Posted by Lynnster on May 18, 1999

I have heard, or read, three great lines in the last 24 hours and, it figures, I can now only remember two of them. First, from one of my major idols, David Bowie: “Any list of advice I have to offer to a musician always ends with, ‘If it itches, go and see a doctor’.”

And then there’s the writer Joe Queenan, who for an article in the latest issue of Movieline magazine spent a day walking around New York dressed and talking like Yoda, and then later decided to use Yodaspeak on some unfortunate telephone solicitor and annoying cell phone user: “Now I had stumbled upon the solution. Talk like Yoda. It would drive them right up the f***ing wall.” Aces.

I wish I could remember what the other quote was, I’m sure it was equally amusing. So anyway, no, I am not planning to go to any of the umpteen midnight first showings of the new Star Wars flick all over the city tonight. I hope I don’t know anyone who has been camping out for weeks to see it.

Anyway… my eBay feedback rating is now up to 181, this would be so cool if only everyone I had sold to had bothered to leave feedback too and then it’d be like 300-something… maybe I should call them all up and talk like Yoda, yes, that’s it! No, just kidding.

So, have I mentioned lately that my favorite show right now is Ally McBeal? I tried so hard not to like this show in the beginning and, granted, missed the majority of the first season, but come this season I’m hooked. It is the funniest hour on TV at the moment, I have never laughed so hard in my life as I have these last Monday nights. Fish lately has been the biggest crackup and the judge in last night’s episode suddenly turning into (Memphis’ very own, mind you) the Rev. Al Green just about gave me a stroke. If you haven’t been watching wait ’til the reruns, don’t start in the middle, but mind you, few TV shows make me literally fall off the loveseat in spasms of giggles – which really scares Dobie – like this one has the last couple of months.

Since I work in an office of two (which, if you’re counting, makes me just one) I’ve been trying to get my co-worker to watch it and she refuses, saying that every time I get her watching another TV show it gets canceled… Twin Peaks (undeniably the best TV show ever, at least in the first season), American Gothic, and now the fall of Melrose Place… I pointed out to her yesterday that maybe it’s her and not me, seeing as how they only get canceled after she starts watching them… I did succeed, however, in getting her to watch the Stefan the Frog episodes of Ally a little earlier in the season.

And speaking of Melrose Place, I’m really annoyed because Amazon.com is hosting the auction of hundreds of MP props and stuff that are being auctioned off for charity, and I’d already scoped a couple of things I wanted, but apparently a zillion exceedingly rich folks are buying up stuff because there’s now nothing left in my price range, sigh. When I last looked the leopard print sheets from Amanda’s bed were up to over $4000!!! Insane (but great for charity). I reckon I’ll be out of luck on the lamp I wanted, or anything else. And I am seriously mourning the demise of the show, I don’t know what I’m going to do without my single weekly dose of trash TV every week, I guess I’ll just have to start watching Jenny Jones at 3 a.m. every night or something.

I’m thinking I had some other important announcement to make but darned if I know what it was now, other than my plumbing’s finally fixed and I’m sick of tornado weather already, and I’m sure neither of those were important announcements.

I got coerced into doing this psychobabbular (yeah, I’m making up words again) thing over the weekend where one of the things you had to do was make a list of whoever’d been your favorite people in the world (since I mostly like folks this took me an incredibly long time) and then make a list of people you hate. Well, I don’t really hate anyone except for a psycho ex-roommate from my college days (can we say, Single White Female with Bridget Fonda and Jennifer Jason Leigh?) and I don’t really hate her, just feel sorry for her really. So then I was told, well, okay, then, make a list of people you extremely despise then and I was like, okay, I can do that. Oddly this list (if I ever had one before) has grown and, odder still, some who were also on the favorites list appeared on this other list as well. What does this mean, I asked Yoda… no wait, that’s not right, this wasn’t The Phantom Menace… (giggle) Anyway, I asked Not Yoda, and was told the key to everything was letting go of all those resentments and some other psychobabble and I’m like, yeah, uh huh. Hey, resentment and general overall bitchiness has made me the dangerously hilarious chicklet I am today, I’m all for happiness and crap but not at the risk of being remade into a blonde chick with the personality of a Stepford Wife, eh?

Anyhow… well, not much else to report other than the Momster is doing pretty great, one-armed and all, the weather is so-so (too hot and too much rain). And this past weekend I became even more tired than ever of burying friends and reminding myself that whatever I’m annoyed and frustrated about, it could always be so much worse… as well as being more than a little annoyed that apparently only John & I, and a few way-way-back faces from an old scene, could be bothered to attend the funeral, but I reckon that’s resentment best left alone without spending much energy on. (shrug)

In any case, a fond goodbye to Hays, a wild man with a good heart… and with that I am off because I’m dead tired, so don’t anybody be calling me and rousing me from nappage…

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