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Swooping In

Posted by Lynnster on November 2, 2007

So I’ve been busy on some projects I have been trying to pull together and complete forever now, thanks to my well-known Aussie rock fetish, and I guess you could say Phase 1 & 2 are up to speed now, Phase 3 is about to get done, and then onto Phase 4 one of these days when I have some free time that I never have anymore.

Anyway, I’ve been busy here and here, and finally got the only existing video footage of The Monarchs up on both MySpace and YouTube, and those of you who pop over here occasionally from the Pen and that general sector who haven’t already heard about the videos will certainly want to check those out.

Otherwise, I am so exhausted right now, and have had so little sleep in the past week and a half (not because of this stuff tho), that I have absolutely nothing else to blog about unless you wanna hear me yawn, so ’til later, folks…

Posted in aussie music, hoodoo gurus, i never sleep, music, music junkie stuff, the monarchs, video music faves | Leave a Comment »

Go Ahead & Sigh, It’s One of THOSE Posts

Posted by Lynnster on October 27, 2007

WARNING:  Total Music Geek post ahead.  I mean, this is a realllllly major one, so you know, many of you are welcome to skip it if you really wanna.

It’s a freakin’ holy grail week!  Not only do I have live, never-seen-before Monarchs video IN MY HAND (thank you from the bottom of my little blonde heart, Muzz!) – which hopefully I will find time to convert and pop on the MySpace profile and YouTube within the next couple of days (as well as put a finish on and unveil the new website)…

But I just found a studio-quality MP3 of something I have not had on anything but CASSETTE in over 20 YEARS!!  It can’t even be found on CD anywhere!  I would tell you what it is, but 99.99% of you (even the music geeks) would have absolutely no idea what I’m talking about anyway.  But YAY!

Thus whittles down the long list I have been carrying around since 1986 of nearly impossible to find, out of print stuff to, like… maybe two things now?

Listen, I could have won $40 million in the lottery today and wouldn’t be any happier.

OK, yes, I know I’m whacked.  But who cares, I’m happy!

Posted in aussie music, hoodoo gurus, music, music junkie stuff, thanks to..., the monarchs, video music faves | 2 Comments »

Meeting Old New Friends & Once Upon a Time

Posted by Lynnster on October 21, 2007

Woo!  I finally got the opportunity today to meet yet another person I’ve “known” online for somewhere around 13-15 years, another of the Hoodoo Gurus faithful (and ‘Mats fan, she’s a Replacements fan too) from way back when in the original early days of the congregation of fans around the world online.  Nese is from Texas and had trekked up here for the weekend for the big Webb Wilder shindig in Knoxville and was coming thru here on the way back, so I met her downtown at the Hard Rock on Beale Street and we had a fine afternoon lunching and visiting… and what awesome weather, couldn’t have picked a better day.  And naturally, she is awesome.  So woohoo!

I gotta say it was awfully weird hanging out downtown though.  Once upon a time I spent a significant amount of spare time in downtown Memphis, especially hanging around Beale and the riverfront on the nicer weekends, and the last several years I am almost never down there.  So much has changed… and I don’t know that I’d really say for the better.  To me it looks kind of just dressed up to look prettier.

My love-hate relationship with this town continues.  Strange, I don’t even really remember when I used to just love it, though I know once upon a time I did.

Posted in aussie music, friends are good, hoodoo gurus, knoxville, memphis, music, music junkie stuff, the replacements | 3 Comments »

My New Best Friend at LAX & Other Los Angeles Tales

Posted by Lynnster on July 5, 2007

Well, now that come to find out I’ve been shamed out of my self-imposed temporary blogging exile (laughing), I guess I gotta write something. There is just so much of nothing going on here right now and, no pun or blonde jokes intended, but my mind is pretty much a blank lately. So keep your expectations low and we’ll all be satisfied, I reckon.

There’ve been a couple of things on the back burner for a while now, including my last-minute-planned trip to L.A. in March, when the Hoodoo Gurus were doing their mini-tour through the US. Now that I think about it, there isn’t that much to tell about the trip, but here were a few of the more interesting things (besides the obvious, which was the concert and which was fantastic as I knew it would be):

  • The Phoenix airport is very nice and very pretty, and there appear to be a lot of nice shops and restaurants in it. However, I would not really know because it is WAY too spread out with no quick way to get anywhere, and judging from the conversations around me on the flight to Memphis from Phoenix, apparently most connecting flights that land there are scheduled to give the passenger no more than 30 minutes and, in most cases, 20 or 10 to get to the gate for the connecting flight, and apparently hardly any connecting flights are scheduled with gates in the same terminal. I have never had to bust my ass so much in an airport (and coming through both ways) in my life – I had a limited window of time to get to L.A. that night, and not only was our flight late leaving Memphis, but my connecting flight’s gate could not have possibly been any further from the gate where I arrived, and the door was closing as I hit the gate and barely made it on. Not quite as bad, but almost the same situation, going back to Memphis the next morning. However, I think I was one of the lucky ones on the flight out – most of the people around me on the plane had ten minutes or less to make their connecting flight, so likely they didn’t make it.
  • Got off the plane at LAX, start walking toward the front door of the terminal and who is walking right towards me, then past me, but actor Sean Penn. Someone later asked me did he look like he wanted to punch someone, but no – he just looked hurried and a bit stressed like most everyone else in the airport terminal – hope he wasn’t having to go to Phoenix! And this makes the second time in my life I have seen an Oscar winner at LAX (the first being actress Sissy Spacek on my trip out there way back in 1979).
  • I can’t say enough good about the Super Shuttle from LAX. As stated, I had a VERY limited time window that trip and one major bout of delay with flight or shuttle service could have wrecked my entire trip. Instead, I actually made it to the restaurant where I was meeting friends for dinner before the show a half hour before they got there. Yay for the Super Shuttle.
  • Also a big thumbs up for Canter’s Deli on Fairfax, which was where I met up with my old friend Jimm, who was still living in Australia when I last saw him about a decade ago, and his lovely wife Wendie, who I was meeting for the first time. We had a great dinner and a wonderful time visiting and my only regret is that I couldn’t try everything on the menu, which all looked fabulous, but the menu itself could take you more than an hour to read because there are SO many wonderful things on the menu. Hooray for the most excellent Philly sandwich there, though. Yum.
  • A great big giant thumbs down for the security people at the El Rey Theatre. Their overzealousness was completely unnecessary, given the act involved, but I’ve since learned from some of the locals that the security there is well known for being asses for no real good reason. Thanks, security jerks, for a great big black mark on a trip I had flown thousands of miles for and to spend a whole 13.5 hours in your fair city. Except for the one female security person who was the one who checked my bag and ID and did indeed see I had come all the way from Memphis and was the only one not acting like a total shit after the show. Yep, I did indeed see and enjoy the show but their behavior post-show was despicable (even towards the band’s own crew!!!). Partially my fault for having made these trip plans at what was the very last minute, but the security behavior in general just left a lot to be desired. I know certain members of the band brought the behavior to their management’s attention and I intend to do the same. Anyway…
  • I spent the night, basically, in LAX because there just wasn’t any point in getting a hotel room when I was going to be in L.A. so short of a time – the show was not over until around midnight and I was gonna have to be on a plane back to Memphis (and go thru security and all that) at 6:30 a.m. It was very much NOT comfortable and all and I nearly froze to death, but I survived it… other than the fact I would have liked to have smacked a certain smartass airport security person in the mouth that morning, but I didn’t want to go to jail, so I didn’t. Note to LAX management: Mark your airport security areas where you want people to line up and to go CLEARLY. Because next time, after I have slept five hours in your airport and am not quite awake, and I’m the second person to go thru security and therefore there are no lines with people lined up like cattle going in whatever direction or the other, and some smartass on your security staff decides to holler out, “What, have you never been in an airport before?” rather than pointing out the direction I need to go or something else possibly, oh, helpful? I’m smacking her in the mouth next time. Just sayin’.

So that’s pretty much the basics of that trip. It was fun and I’m glad I went, but I don’t think I’ll ever do something crazy like that, going all the way to L.A. and spending a whole 13.5 hours there before flying back, again. I was exhausted for two weeks or more after. Of course, I’d been in Chicago for barely two days just days before that, so that probably didn’t help.

Maybe tomorrow I’ll catch up on one of the 541 memes I’ve been tagged for, who knows. We’ll see. Hope everyone had a good 4th!

Posted in aussie music, blogstuff, celebrity other crap, hoodoo gurus, music, music junkie stuff, travelin', updates to the zone | 9 Comments »

Arrrgh. Just Arrgh.

Posted by Lynnster on April 18, 2007

ARRRGH. I know everyone that still bothers to read here is tired of reading me griping. I’M tired of reading me griping. It’s probably going to last a little longer, though. All of this post-wreck car stuff and insurance stuff has turned my brain to mush, and I can just barely deal with blogging right now, I’m so whacked out. I just want to go stand somewhere and scream for about ten hours, and this is one of those times it would be nice to live more conveniently to Hooterville so I could go stand in Newscoma’s corn field or whatever the hell kind of field it is she has up there that’s so good for standing and screaming in, and I would do it.

It has really just been one thing after another over and over, and I’m tired of it. I was actually pretty satisfied – not only satisfied but very happy – with my insurance company until I learned yesterday that my rental car coverage is now over. I wouldn’t be so annoyed, except for the fact I asked at least twice, if not three times, about the timeframe of that. So now, not only have they left me hanging when I have plans for the weekend, but BECAUSE I had asked about the timeframe and thought they were covering that longer, guess what? I hadn’t really even seriously looked at replacement vehicles yet because we thought there was still plenty of time to do so! So now I’m stuck, in a major crunch, and pissed.

I think it’s all going to work out eventually but that just made things a much bigger pain than they already were, and it’s just been one thing after another and every little thing and I’m just, like, enough already. Tired of it. And there’s plenty of other things upsetting my little apple cart of life besides this car stuff right now, so I’m just really unhappy with a ton of stuff right now. But I will be SO glad when there is just SOME resolution, whatever it’s going to be, to this car junk. It was a tremendous headache I really didn’t need on top of all other frustrations with many other things right now.

And my brain really has turned to mush, even more so in the last couple of days that I have looked at ALL this new car stuff and used car stuff and more car stuff . Ugh. You know, all of my friends that ever moved to New York, the first thing they did just about was get rid of their cars. That would be SO nice. I thought car prices were getting a little ridiculous already back in the prehistoric times when I first started driving, but they’re just outrageous now. It’s insane. Necessary for the most part in this area (especially when you have responsibilities out of town), but insane.

I’m trying to look on the bright side of things if there is one, and I guess it stands to reason that I have had a car, and then two cars, neither of which I was very comfortable with driving out of town for various reasons for a few years now. So I don’t know that I’d go so far to say this was all a blessing in disguise, but there’s that. I just really wasn’t ready to start having to take on car payments again and late model car insurance and all that, but oh well, guess that decision got made for me.

And the IRS just screwed me so much it was insane, and then other things going on too – I just really could beat my head on the desk right now. That is, if I didn’t already still have a knot on my head from the wreck. At least the remaining black eye is finally going away.

What DOESN’T seem to be going away is our new little visitor. Which, you know, when you already have a bunch of pets, you don’t really notice another mouth to feed, so big deal, even though I really wish his owners would turn up. But if they don’t, we’ll manage. He really is very sweet but he’s completely psycho. He’s even wearing Quincy out (which is kind of poetic justice) wrestling and banging around the house playing with Quince. And he’s so funny looking. He’ll certainly make for humorous blog fodder and photos if he’s gonna stick around.

He’s also probably going to have a slight name change if he sticks around. His name was Tokyo, but there’s a Hoodoo Gurus song called “Tojo”, and I had a cat for 16 years that was named after a Replacements song, so it’s only fitting that this one gets a Gurus name, really.

Oh, and Buster and Petey apparently tried to kill each other while I was gone overnight this weekend, but though Buster’s fur is a nice shade of faded blood right now, I can’t find a wound on either of them except for a small one on Petey. Petey has a tendency to hurt his mouth when he gets too rough so that’s probably where the blood came from, but I really didn’t need to be scared to death like that when I got home Sunday night. But they’re fine, as they always are. And I was glad to see no signs of Bruiser having gotten into it, since he so often ends up inadvertently in the middle when he had nothing to do with it. Buster is just mad at the world because he’s smaller than his brothers and apparently hates Petey because he’s the biggest, and he and Petey are constantly growling at each other. Bruiser growls too, sometimes, but he really doesn’t know what he’s growling about.

So there you go, my big lame update for the moment. I know there’s lots more extremely important stuff going on in the world this week but I’m not even going to begin to address all that, many more people already have and so much better than I would have anyway.

One thing that IS important is that there will be at least a few of us having lunch at the Mothership this Saturday around noonish – nothing formal or planned, I just know Hutch and K-Co and I will be there, and maybe Finn, and I dunno who else – but if you want to join us for some BBQ or crack-n-cheese, come on down. We’ll probably be there until Knuck kicks us out at two-ish.

Now excuse me while I go bang the uninjured back side of my head against the nearest wall for a while. ARRRGH.

Posted in BBQ, aussie music, blah, blogfolks, cats, dogs, hoodoo gurus, lynnster's zoo, music junkie stuff, my luck sucks, my so-called life, the replacements | 13 Comments »

Home, Home Again – But Not For Long

Posted by Lynnster on March 27, 2007

So I am home, but not for long. I am exhausted to the max, but in a good way. I should have just gone straight on to bed early last night, but didn’t. Now I’m up again, but that’s OK, I think (think) today is going to be a fairly easy day.

All and all, great trip. I met in person some wonderful folks I have “known” for a while and a few more, and we just had a great, great time. Other than the fact that I lost my MP3 player and some other stuff I can’t quite remember what was in the bag at O’Hare, and the fact that my foot is about to fall off, it’s all good. I almost broke my foot a few years ago but didn’t quite break it, and it has given me a ton of trouble ever since, and nowadays the other foot and ankle gives me a little trouble too because I don’t walk quite right anymore because of the bad one. Consequently, the bad foot and ankle have a habit of swelling up to Supersize with things like lots of walking in airports and stuff. I didn’t notice it until I was waiting in the St. Louis airport yesterday for my connecting flight, and then it was like, whoa! The other one was swollen too but the difference was between looking at an almost normal foot and ankle compared to a gargantuan deformed one. It really hasn’t bothered me that much (and has gone down a little), probably because when I am really tired, my feet always hurt anyway. I’ve felt better, but I’ll live.

The show, again, was fantastic and The Abbey is a pretty great place to see live music in Chicago. Other than that little idiot who made us leave the venue entirely too early and before everyone in the band had come out after the show.

I kinda hate now that I understand I could have met up with Tatiana for dinner or something Saturday night, dang it. But since it was such a last minute trip and was kind of a whirlwind one, I just wasn’t thinking much ahead of time other than all the must-do’s. Hopefully there might be a next time for Chicago later in the year, though.

But here’s the REAL scoop… remember I said I’m home, but not for long? Guess where I am going Wednesday? L.A.! Yep, I’m going to see the Hoodoo Gurus AGAIN on Wednesday night. It was another opportunity that turned up that I just couldn’t pass on, things with work are working out where I can go (and Thursday’s my day off anyway), so here I go again! It just so happens I have an old friend who is from Sydney but has been living in L.A. for several years now who also was going to the show, so hopefully things will work out there (’cos lord knows I don’t have enough $$ left for cab fare at this point, but we’ll see).

This is going to be an even more whirlwind trip ‘cos I am actually going to be there barely 12 hours, but when the opportunity presented itself, I just couldn’t pass it up. And I never get to do stuff like this or go much of anywhere anyway, so this is cool. About ten years ago, the band was playing what was then intended to be one of their last dates in Australia, and almost all the American fans went down there for the show, the band and their manager threw a big barbecue for everyone who had come in from all over the world, and all this great stuff. I wasn’t able to go and was miserable. So all of this this week almost makes up for that. I’m thrilled, really; too tired to maybe show it right now, but I am.

So this week’s going to be a super hectic one (especially because I am going BACK out of town again for a very short trip on Saturday), and I’m probably going to just collapse next week when it’s all over with, but it’s all good. For a whole bunch of last minute stuff, it’s not turned out so bad (yet – knock on wood nothing happens like my plane is severely delayed Wednesday, god, that would be awful).

If you wanna see some pictures taken of the Chicago outing, click here. Someone needs to stop me from waving every time a camera’s out, I look like a big dork. And to shut my mouth. And I seriously was not drunk until the very end of the evening, heh.

Posted in * lynnster photos, aussie music, concerts & shows, hoodoo gurus, i never sleep, music, music junkie stuff, travelin' | 6 Comments »

It’s Always Bittersweet

Posted by Lynnster on March 26, 2007

I probably shouldn’t be posting because I am pretty drunk. The last beer I had before leaving the pub next door to the venue pretty much did me in. I just got back to the hotel a little bit ago, and unfortunately I have to leave for the airport shortly. But that’s OK.

The show was FANTASTIC and everything I could have hoped for. There’s a rumor they even played one song because I asked for it and that info was relayed by some friends of mine that were following them around.

I got to chat with their manager, who I have “known” via e-mail for many years, so that was great. Great, great, great. He is such a good person and always has been.

Unfortunately, even tho the guys in the band have spent a fair amount of time meeting and greeting after the shows at all the others thus far, there was some little sh*t kicking people out early on at this place. I realize now I should have put my foot down (or even prevailed upon their manager) to leave us be because we were waiting to talk with the band – the one in particular I wanted to speak with a bit, I know saw me in the audience – but we let that little idiot run us out anyway, I dunno why.

Oh well, there will be a next time later this year, hopefully. And if nothing else, I just never thought I’d ever see the Gurus play on these shores ever again, so that alone made it all worth it.

I’ve got to get packed and ready to go to the airport so ’til later… man, I am pretty wasted. This should be a fun day.

Posted in aussie music, concerts & shows, hoodoo gurus, music, music junkie stuff, travelin', wasted | 4 Comments »

There She Goes

Posted by Lynnster on March 24, 2007

OK, I am just about outta here in an hour and on my way to Chicago. Boring Saturday night ahead stuck in my hotel room probably, which would probably mean mad blogging except I just remembered I think they only have a wireless center in the hotel and not available throughout. Not sure, guess we’ll see. But more than likely I’ll just be Twittering the more bored I get.

Hoodoo Gurus on Sunday evening, rock! Bez and Jeffraham, sorry you guys won’t be with me. Hopefully they will play a Southeast date later in the year and maybe we can round up Hutch and whoever else and all go.

Hope everyone is having a fine Saturday!

Posted in aussie music, blogfolks, blogstuff, hoodoo gurus, music, music junkie stuff, travelin' | 4 Comments »

My Kinda Town Apparently, Woohoo

Posted by Lynnster on March 23, 2007

I had to keep quiet for a few days because I didn’t think it was gonna happen, and frankly, I never dreamed in a million years that this was gonna work out at all, and was fully prepared prepared to be depressed about it and mopey indefinitely. But for some reason, my usually rotten luck and karma turned around and things started falling into place this week at what was really just about the VERY last minute.

Let me back up here…

My favorite band in the world besides The Replacements, the Hoodoo Gurus from Australia, announced last fall they were going to be touring the U.S. in March. My original plan when I heard about it was that I was going try to make every show east of the Mississippi I could, and maybe another one or two western dates depending on where/when. I thought I was going to be in a position to be able to follow them around the country for at least a bit, at least on this side of the country.

Alas, when the time came around, not only were things not the way I had predicted by now where I could be in a position to travel like that, but no dates were scheduled at all here in the Southeast. The tour is very small and brief, and the closest they were coming to the Southeastern U.S. was Chicago.

I have been trying for a few weeks now to see if I could work it out to get to Chicago. The fact that I live in a city where we might as well not even have an airport for all the good it does us didn’t help. You can get on the SAME plane in Little Rock or Nashville that is also going to stop in Memphis, and pay anywhere from $200-500 more if you board it in Memphis. But that’s a rant for sometime next week.

Anyway, I had been playing with schedules and fares for weeks and trying desperately to make something work. I had even looked into Amtrak and Greyhound but those schedules weren’t working either. Driving was always an option, but that’s an awful long drive by myself to a very big major large city I have never been to, and probably without much sleep if I made the drive… and all expenses totaled would have probably been around the same ballpark figure as any half decent priced airfare would have been.

I really gave up any hope of going weeks ago, but things started falling into place and presented an opportunity again this week where I might be able to go. It was a slim chance, but a chance all the same, and from last weekend to this past Wednesday, I was desperately searching and trying to make things work and make all the pieces of the puzzle fit.

On Wednesday, the last piece of the puzzle fell into place and voila. I’m headed to Chicago on Saturday afternoon and will be seeing the Hoodoo Gurus play Sunday night. I’ve been waiting for this for nearly ten years, since their last U.S. tour got abruptly canceled, and I haven’t seen them play live in 13 years, I think. This has been SUCH a long time coming and I am still pinching myself in disbelief after having lost all hope. I can’t believe I am going.

A good friend of mine I have known thru the Gurus grapevine all these many years that is a local is going to be kind enough to pick me up and cart me around, some friends from the same bunch from New York are going to be there, and another pal I know from Nashville and his wife are going to be there, too. This is just going to be an exceptional weekend.

I have decided it was just meant to be. My friend the local wound up with an extra ticket to the show since the friend that was originally going bailed. I thought I was going to have to kill myself to get to the laundromat because my washer/dryer is broken, but when I looked for what I was planning to wear, I was shocked to find it was clean. First the travel arrangements but then everything ELSE fell into place, too. It had to have been meant to be.

By the way, word has gotten around that they are hoping to come back to the U.S. later in the year, so hopefully there will be some Southeast dates scheduled – Atlanta probably, hopefully Memphis or Nashville – that time around. And if that happens, I WILL be making an effort to get to every show.

But for now, I’m just pleased and bouncing about how this weekend has turned out. I can’t stop giggling and I’ve got 40,147 things to do between now and Saturday afternoon, but that’s OK. Sunday night I will be exactly where I want to be after having waited 10 and 13 years, after having had to miss not just one but TWO potential trips to Australia, and everything else I have had to miss out on that could have been for the past decade, if only there’d been a way.

Needless to say I’m going to be busy-busy for the next 24 hours, but I have absolutely nothing to do for 24 hours once I get to Chicago – I originally wasn’t planning to be there more than one night but as things fell into place, flying in Saturday was the only option – so I’ll have my laptop and likely be liveblogging or at least Twittering while I’m bored and holed up in the hotel with nothing to do Saturday night… ’til then!

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Awesome Search Terms, 01/18/2007 Edition

Posted by Lynnster on January 18, 2007

I have probably been getting a little too much entertainment lately out of reviewing the search terms that land people here on The Lynnster Zone, but some of them have been pretty darned funny and many have been just plain odd. I’ll probably start sharing these weekly or something, they have really been cracking me up. Here we go…

“orange hair from sleeping too much”

I sleep a rather ridiculous amount of hours when I do sleep, but no, can’t say that one’s ever happened to me.

“what happens if you sleep too much”

Well, according to this next searcher, you could become…

“insane from sleeping too much”

Oh, so THAT’S what’s wrong with me. Okay! Moving right along…

Next, we have this next group of search terms that has popped up on several occasions:

“how to deal with a freeloader boyfriend”
“boyfriend freeloader”
“freeloader boyfriend”
“boyfriend freeloader”

My advice, as before… kick his ass to the curb!!!

“constantly dreaming about ex-boyfriends”

A phenomenon I’m certainly somewhat familiar with, though I wouldn’t say even close to constantly, thank goodness. If I got rid of you once, I certainly don’t wanna keep seeing you, be it in my subconscious or not.

“the munsters vs. the addams family”

Ah yeah! Verification that my friends and I aren’t the only freaks who sit around discussing stuff like this as if it’s something so important like finding the answer to world peace. KC would be so proud!

Given the fact that I write a lot about music-related stuff here, it’s no surprise a good deal of the searching that brings people here is music-related… first we have the Motley Crue contingent:

“don’t go away mad just go away lyrics”
“motley crew dont go away mad”

One time several years ago I referred to my group of longtime friends as a “motley crew” and ever since I’ve been getting the Motley Crue hits. Then I made it even worse by titling a post with a Crue lyric (sort of on purpose, sort of not). But it’s also not my fault people don’t get the Crue vs. crew right in the first place.

“when you gonna give me some time”

Sharona!

“Bangles married Hoodoo Gurus”

Nope, sorry to burst a bubble for somebody somewhere, but while Michael Steele and Brad Shepherd did date for a while in the ’80s, none of the Hoodoo Gurus have ever been married to any of the Bangles. (And no, contrary to Jeffraham Prestonian insistence, I am NOT Debbi Peterson of the Bangles… heh.)

“tabitha soren ugly pig”

Shame on you… that’s not a very nice thing to say.

“john mayer fan rants”

Uh sorry… wrong blog! (Though I do think his blog is funny and link to it here.)

“meg white’s feet”

Oooh… an alt-rocker foot fetish in the making? I can’t tell you anything about chick drummer Meg White’s feet, but I am unfortunately all too personally familiar with chick drummer Jo Walker’s feet, which is why that search landed here anyway. And Josie hates Meg White. So maybe that kinda counts.

Then we have the local and semi-local music searchers, like the Government Cheese fans:

“fishstick day government cheese mp3″
“camping on acid”
“come on back to bowling green and marry”
“government cheese band”

And more Nashville and Knoxville music searchers:

“jet black factory” when the city sleeps”
“smokin dave & the premo dopes”

Then a note to all blonde, long-haired guys at MTSU… somebody is looking for you! See:

“blonde, long hair guys at MTSU”

Next, of the stalker variety…

“the lynnster zone”
“memphis lynnster”
“lynnster”

Hello Stalker! Or old friend trying to find me, whichever the case may be…

“john cosper memphis”

Man, I have no idea what has become of my old friend Cochise Cosper, but if you do find him, tell him to e-mail me. His disappearance has become stuff of legend among the Memphis Gripe crew.

“Annette Fine”

I haven’t talked with Annette in probably a decade, but I’m sure she’s still around the ‘Net somewhere and no doubt is still one of the biggest Replacements fans on the planet…

“dobie dog”

Dobie has his own stalker! Awesome!

“bunny bread”

That’s what I said.

From the Um, Okay…? department we have:

“decorations with melted lp albums”
“kids in the hall feeding a tapeworm”

Next…

“cat in a basket song”

I don’t know about such a song, but here’s one cat in a basket for you.

“comical laundry pictures”

Laundry is funny? Who knew?!!

“creomulsion nasty”

I beg to differ.

Just plain odd, vaguely weird, and slightly fetishy maybe:

“blob teeth in puppies”
“zombie housewife photos”
“youtube emma peel choke”

Then kinda seriously disturbing:

“swallowed whole cat”

All I can say to that is… ouch.

And last but not least…

“what need to start sewing bez

Apparently someone thinks one of my fellow NiT bloggers could use a new hobby.

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Seven Best in 2006

Posted by Lynnster on January 1, 2007

I got tagged by Newscoma almost a couple of weeks ago for this, so I saved it for New Year’s since I thought that would be a good topic to reflect on for the holiday. However, I think it would have been a lot easier for me to come up with the seven worst things I did in 2006 than the best. But still, I’m willing to give it a go, boring though it may be. 2006 just wasn’t a real great year. Funny, almost all of my “bests” have something to do with blogging or bloggers or something otherwise online. Guess that makes sense since this is where I spend most of my free time.

By the way, my favorite number is seven. Just in case you didn’t know.

So anyway, here – The Seven Best Things I Did in 2006.

1. I ditched cable TV. I got tired of paying almost $70 a month (not long before that, it was $90 a month) for cable I never watched and ditched it forever. With the exception of the first year or two I was in Memphis, this is just about the first time in almost all my life I have never had cable. My grandparents’ house was the first home in Paris, Tennessee to get cable when it was available there, and my house was probably among the first dozen. The ex and I did without it for a little over a year when we first moved down here, but then some plant started getting built up the street a ways and the more that got built, the worse our reception got, so we broke down and got cable again.

Cable was reasonable when I was in my twenties and it was $15-20 a month. $70 and $90 a month for cable is ridiculous, I don’t care HOW many channels there are.

The other best thing in relation to that was opening my Netflix account, and once I cut off cable, I upgraded my Netflix account. And am STILL paying less than half of what I was for cable, only now I can watch what I want to when I want to, and stuff that’s been long gone from current television. I am very happy with this tradeoff. Between that, YouTube, and networks themselves finally getting smart and airing many of their shows online, who needs it. Screw cable.

2. Traveled to Texas and hung out with old friends. I spent a couple of days in Houston and renewed some bonds with old friends, most of whom I talk to often but hadn’t seen and hung out with in over two years because we’re spread out all over – Houston, Memphis, Florida, Brooklyn, Boston, and eastern Canada. It was too short a visit, but it was worthwhile and an extra special couple of days. Also my first visit ever to Texas.

So that was fabulous, and the only real traveling I did in 2006. The only other places I went last year were to Birmingham and otherwise all in Tennessee – Jackson, McKenzie, Paris, and Chattanooga – none of them except the last really count as “travel”.

3. Opened my MySpace account. You may laugh, but while MySpace as a whole is kind of silly (and I swore for years I was never going to have one), if you’re as much into music as I am, it’s an AMAZING resource for musical interests. I have found new “local” music from around the globe that has just been incredible, and likely stuff I never would have known about otherwise. And not only have I gained a lot of new contacts and acquaintances in the music world, but I have renewed communication with an unbelievable number of old music contacts and friends, some of whom I’d thought dropped off the face of the earth and I’m sure some thought the same of me. That’s been really cool.

It’s also been quite a humbling experience, like when I found that a kid half my age who’s newly become a Replacements fanatic had a link to my old ‘Mats pages along with other more “academic” (for lack of a better word) links, or the occasional commenter or mailer who says they remember my old Hoodoo Gurus page. Or when someone whose work I have had a huge amount of respect for, for years – when I said I was pleased to finally meet “the famous (name)” – replied that I was more famous (LOL, don’t get excited, only in Australia and only among circles of a certain music genre). I was simply taken aback by that. Come to think of it, not really sure why I never made an effort to make a career out of it.

On the other hand, I do know the answer to that. I have never made a dime from efforts helping to promote other people’s music that I like, but I’ve spent a significant amount of my free time over the years doing it, online for the most part in many online mediums. I’m not sure it would have all been anywhere near as much fun and as satisfying if it were a job rather than a labor of love.

4. Volunteer work and trying to be a little more charitable in general. Hopefully the volunteer work I have involved myself in the last several years helps folks, at least I hope so – I’m really not at liberty to speak publicly about it because it’s generally an anonymous organization, and I do a lot more technical work these days rather than personal involvement, but it’s one of those situations where I figure if I helped one person make a good decision because I knew the answer to their question, or helped one person find the information they needed because of some tech work I did, then I feel like I’ve done something good.

I also did a couple of other things I generally never have much done. In 2006, I started donating a small part of my monthly salary to an Episcopal church in Mississippi that could use it as a way to honor my grandmother’s memory, after she passed away right before Christmas in 2005. There’s a reason why I picked this church in particular that I won’t go into here (not that interesting of a story), but given the fact I have been a severely lapsed Episcopalian for many years and the fact that this would make my grandmother happy, it’s pretty significant for me. I also did some more donating I don’t generally do to some stuff I strongly believed in. So that was all cool.

5. Started blogging regularly again after a really long mostly-break. Pretty soon it will be ten years since I started “journaling online” and whew, that’s a long time. For about five years, though, I took what was mostly a long break and was really haphazard about it, especially the three year period from 2003 to 2005. I skipped 2004 altogether.

In January of 2006, I finally left behind HTML hell for good and started moving all my old archives to Blogger, with a mirror on LiveJournal, and wow – how much easier was it to do after that. I started blogging more often and before the year was through, I got back into almost daily blogging (mostly thanks to the kickstart of pledging to do so during NaBloPoMo). Apparently that was the kick in the butt I needed to get back in the swing of things again.

And then in December and sick of the hassle of Blogger Beta, I jumped to WordPress for good, which is the other aspect of this best thing I did in 2006. In retrospect, I wish now I had just gone to WordPress to begin with. It ROCKS.

But it’s been good to get back in the regular blogging habit again and loads of fun. A little bittersweet for me since some of my old longtime peanut gallery is gone (actually, sometimes that’s a relief depending on the day’s blogging subject matter, heh). But having not only gotten back into it, but also becoming involved in a fabulous blogging community of other Tennesseans has been terrific and great fun. I’ve made a lot of good new friends this past year, and maybe a couple of enemies, but one can never have too many friends! And, speaking of, another of the best things I did in 2006 was…

6. The best dinner date I ever had. Getting to meet Hutchmo in person and getting to know him, with an extra bonus being that we both share a longtime mutual friend we just recently found out each other knew, was terrific. We had a fabulous and fun dinner at one of my fave Mexican restaurants in Memphis in December, and the two guys just had me laughing till I almost cried all night, and John is just a really good friend now who I absolutely adore, plus it’s extra cool that we share so many of the same musical interests. Like I said, friends are good, can’t have too many of them!

My post-Christmas tour plans to meet some more Middle TN bloggers got waylaid by my post-holiday tardiness getting on the road, but I hope in 2007 to meet everyone else I’m dying to meet and hang out with and feel sure I will meet most everyone, at least. Planning to make many trips to Middle Tennessee in the coming year, and anyone who may be coming to Memphis (like Newscoma in a couple of weeks, matter of fact – can’t wait to see her and her Squirrelly sidekick!) – let’s do BBQ, Mexican, veggie pizza, Huey burgers, or whatever!

7. I didn’t cry. Nope, I didn’t cry when my kid sister and brother-in-law left Memphis, after being here for five years prior, moved to Nebraska for good. At least not where they could see. Granted, they were in Florida, then northern Ohio, then Rhode Island for years before they moved down here for a while. But that was different. Even though sometimes we’d go months without seeing each other, for five years they were right across on the other side of town, and now they’re in freakin’ Nebraska. Sigh.

But right now in freakin’ Nebraska with 14+ inches of snow. Heh heh. I am trying very hard not to say “I told you so” right now!

Well, OK, there’s my Seven Things. I’m not tagging anyone, but feel free to tag yourself by proxy if you get a mind to do so. This one was kind of hard; like I said, I could have probably easily come up with The 100 Worst Things I Did in 2006 in comparison.

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Music is the Victim

Posted by Lynnster on December 30, 2006

So at Christmas, my mom and my godmother were completely enamored by my sister’s fancy expensive new iPod. And bigtime dissed my own unassuming, generic and meek little MP3 player but hell, it was free.

So, even though she has a birthday coming up in barely a week, my mother bought herself a pretty sweet MP3 player, which should arrive today or Tuesday. (It’s OK that she bought it because I’m buying her something else for her birthday, and she basically knows it.) I can’t stand iTunes (too clunky) and we both generally avoid anything Apple anyway and always have. And as it turns out after doing some checking, we can share an account I already have elsewhere anyway.

Only thing is there’s no easy way to separate my stuff from hers, so I’ll be wading thru the entire Jimmy Buffett catalog to get to the K’s and L’s. And, in turn, I’ve already got pretty much the entire Replacements, Hoodoo Gurus, Black Flag, and Cheap Trick catalogs already in the library that she’ll have to muddle through, as well as a crapload of old school ’70s punk and ’70s and ’80s Aussie garage rock and whatnot.

Of course, we should meet in the middle in a few places. She’ll no doubt enjoy some of the voluminous Hendrix and Stones and Jefferson Airplane and such I’ve already got in there, as well as some Billie Holiday, R.E.M., and Raiders. And I’m sure there’ll be some stuff she downloads that I dig OK.

In any case, this should get pretty interesting, to say the least.

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The Hoodoo Gurus – That’s What I Like

Posted by Lynnster on December 5, 2006

I am hearing through the grapevine that there’s a very good chance the Hoodoo Gurus may well be touring the U.S. come around March, which thrills me to no end since they’re (A) one of my three very fave bands of all time and (B) they haven’t been here in the States since… 1994, I think. Wow, that was a long time ago! There was a scheduled tour in 1997 that got postponed and then canceled. So anyway, yeah, it’s been a very long time.

I’m not absolutely positively without a doubt for sure it’s gonna happen but it sounds like there’s a pretty good chance at least. The rumor is that they will also hit the South by Southwest festival in Texas while here.

If it happens, I’m pretty certain Memphis will be on the schedule and hopefully Nashville as well. Jeffraham, Chez Bez and lovely wife – and anyone else who’d be into it – I’ll assume y’all might be up for it? That would be really cool, especially if they make Nashville too.

As for me, even though I’m pretty much broke as a joke right now, I SHOULD be in a position by then where I can afford to do exactly as I always planned if they hit these shores again and hit every show possible, and the only ones I’m probably ruling out are anything between the West Coast to, say, Austin and Lincoln/Omaha – anything eastward from Texas and Nebraska on is gonna be fair game. Exceptions to that westward rule would be Salt Lake City and Portland, both of those would be an easy hit for me. In the meantime, I think I probably know either another Gurus or Replacements fan, or have friends and family, in almost every city they’re liable to play in so this could get fun. Some of you Gurus and ‘Mats folk that haven’t heard from me in a while, you’re probably gonna soon, heh heh.

So, I’m excited, and I really really hope this turns out to be for real this time. I’d guess this will probably be the last time the Gurus play over here collectively as a group, and I couldn’t go to either of the two Mecca gatherings in Australia, so I’m NOT missing anything I don’t have to this time. Maybe I won’t be able to make all the shows I’d hope to, but the Southeast is a given as well as Texas and most of the Midwest, so I’m stoked. It’s been a loooong time since I’ve had the opportunity to give in to rabid fandom and I’m gonna make the most of it for sure!

Updates as I hear stuff…

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Talk Talk Talk Talk

Posted by Lynnster on February 24, 2006

I think probably because of Valentine’s Day recently, I was reminded of this acquaintance of mine – a fellow I have never personally met but have been acquainted with online for, gawd, probably 13 or 14 years I guess. Old-timers to the Zone have heard this tale of woe before, but there’s new folks showin’ up lately so y’all old folks can just deal.

If you’re very much younger than me you’ve probably never heard of them – heck, lots of people my age and thereabouts have never either – but this very pleasant Canadian fellow Rich and I have been part of an online sect of proud but few, rabid and slightly crazed (but, you know, in a good way) followers of Australian band the Hoodoo Gurus since, jeez, WAY back. They’ve been one of my all-time fave bands since the mid-’80s and – after years of never being able to get any news ‘n stuff on these shores – when the Internet was still small and started getting much more global, I came across a guy who was running a (then rather tiny) mailing list of fans and things just grew from there. The list has evolved and the numbers have waxed and waned over the years, but there’s still a core group of “charter members” as such around that have been yakkin’ and knowin’ each other’s business for getting on close to 15 years now online together, I think – maybe not quite that long, but it’s close. As the boon of the Internet kept making the online planet smaller and smaller, the band and their management have often been a part of that too and have always been extremely gracious and hospitable towards us, hosted a good number of us as VIPs at some international gatherings of the masses Down Under not just once but twice, and nearly all of the longtimers have either personally met or otherwise become acquainted with and/or worked with someone or someones in the Gurus or related camps at this point in time. Anyhow, I love me some Replacements and some Paul Westerberg, but I really really REALLY love me some Gurus. (And you’re all going “Who?” and now I feel ancient. Sigh.)

But to back up a bit and give a little history here, the band has been ceasing to exist and then reuniting again a number of times over the years. They first called it quits in 1998, regrouped again a few years later and did a tour; disbanded again, got back together again; disbanded again, got back together for a totally different project and then went back into the studio and cut a brand new Hoodoo Gurus CD a couple of years ago; and so on and so forth. You get the picture.

Where that brings me to is what I should have posted on or around Valentine’s Day – my tribute to Rich. For well over a decade now, poor Rich has been in the unfortunate position of the state of his love life being inexplicably tied to whether or not the Gurus have gone back into the studio, reforming to go on tour, etc. Things would be going swimmingly for Rich and whatever lady friend he was with at the time, and then – BAM! – the next thing you knew, you’d hear the band was in the studio again cutting a new album (or, in later years, reforming to go on tour again) and he’d be minus a girlfriend again. A fiancee even once, I think.

I can’t even begin to count how many times this phenomenon occurred since, oh, probably 1993, 1994? And I think even before then, as I seem to recall him telling us this weirdness had been occurring throughout the ’80s as well, before we all knew him. Many, many times… and every single time another relationship went to hell in a handbasket, it would turn out that something major was up with the band.

In more recent times… the summer of 2000, when the Olympics were about to begin in Sydney: “So my love life has gone to hell. I guess that means that the Gurus are reforming for the Olympics then. I’ll bet they had their first practice last week….musta been, because that’s when all the crap started. The link continues…”

And just last year, about a year ago and this time on the heels of some major releases & reissues by the band: “Well, just to let all you oldtimers here know that the synchronicity continues between Gurus’ activity and my trials and tribulations with the opposite sex! After a while of relative calm and sanity, things have gone awry spectacularly. And I realized that the DVD and CD reissues all seem to be coming out at the same time…the legend continues. *rolls eyes*

All that said, over the last several years when it comes to that despicable holiday of February 14th (which I hate anyway), I usually make a point of thinking of and raising a glass to good old poor cursed Rich and hoping that, maybe one day, the curse will be over. Or at least maybe when the band finally stops reuniting and going on tour and putting out more major releases, he’ll finally get a break. Much as I’d hate to see that happen finally and forever, I really think I would feel more positive and gracious towards the world in general if this super, very nice and funny guy could just get loose of this Hoodoo voodoo love curse… after all he’s been thru, he deserves it.

Onto other things… so, crap. Oh, the pressure. I guess I gotta work up the effort to really get into worthwhile and daily blogging again ‘cos a cursory be-bopping around my daily Web haunts the other day turned up the fact that Dan, whose blog I have been thoroughly enjoying for a long time now, was kind enough to recently give me a complimentary link back. Seriously, thanks, that was very nice of you and I really do appreciate it (I’m just pretend bitching to be dramatic, heh).

I don’t wanna bore any potential new visitors to death, from there nor anywhere else new. I know I used to be kinda funny, even when ranting and raving at length about any number of neuroses real or imagined – and used to post at least mildly interesting and entertaining stuff most of the time. I gotta admit I’m feeling very, very weird in this newly rejuvenated journaling mode; I have been so out of it the last few years, man. It’s really been a little more difficult getting back into the swing of things with this than I ever expected. My friends that are gone, they were my most loyal readers (and sometimes my worst critics, especially when I was on a hardcore rant/rave). Jeez, what fun those smartasses would have had with the ability to comment on every post… for that I guess I should be grateful, heh. But yeah, I’m still taking baby steps here, so bear with me. Lynnster’s slowly but surely getting her groove back, there’ll be some issue to take to task soon no doubt, and it’ll be like I never ever went away and was here bitching and griping and cracking inappropriate jokes all along… snicker.

There is a little bit of a common thread with some of the other folks’ blogs I do so enjoy, as Stevie Kane pointed out to me the other day after my having raved about Melissa’s newly reappeared and updated blog. Yep, got several former reality TV folks on my list of daily Web reads, and as many know, I used to be a huge reality TV junkie. I finally sorta outgrew the MTV stuff long about the season they were in Las Vegas, and cut the rest of my reality diet back over the last couple of years down to really just the Big Three – Survivor, Big Brother, The Amazing Race, and that’s about it. I’ve read plenty of many of those folks’ blogs and sites over the years, but what I have kept on board is really the cream of the crop. They’re linked because they are really great blogs or sites, not because they were once on this show or that show. Melissa has always been a great, great writer – as I so much as gushed below – and has kept me in stitches for years, as has Dan, and Dan’s become quite the fine journalist since those days, lots of cool interviews linked to from his site and stuff. He’s also funny and adorable and cute, and if I weren’t getting married or were a little younger, and he weren’t gay, I’d be ALL over that one. And should be on TV ALL the time – screw any major comedic television event of the last four decades, his running commentary during a certain RW-Miami episode was the single most hilarious event ever on TV EVER – as well as others pretty fun since, too. He’s a natural, and he’s hot! (giggle) And there’s some others I enjoy and have for some time – Colin’s site is usually a kick, and even tho I’ve never really been a Road Rules fan, Jake’s blog has always been a hoot (and I hope he’s not stopped forever, tho I can certainly sympathize with the need to take a long break), plus he’s got a lot of his very cool and really kickass photography work up on his site.

Anyway, it wasn’t really planned that way, it just kinda happened that way that some of the sites/blogs I’ve collected in my bookmarks over the years just happened to be some folks that are sort of known on the reality scene. And really, if you think of ALL those people that have been on those Bunim-Murray shows over the years, not to mention other reality shows before I cut back quite a bit on my viewing – and I’ve probably seen all their sites and blogs at least once, if they have them – and these are the ONLY ones I kept going back to day after day, for months and years… heck. Because they’re good; they’re great writers; they’re damned funny; and it’s a kick. And lots of other links I have collected to other blogs I have been reading every single day for months or years now, I found thru some of them. And others non-connected too. You know, it’s all like a big online literary bazaar… or something… anyway. (OK, “bazaar”? Where’d that come from? Sheesh…)

So anyhow, take a stroll thru my collection of links sometime and check some of these folks and some of the other sites out – lots to read, lots to see, lots to do, and lots to especially laugh over (sometimes cry over, but mostly laugh over). It’s a very eclectic and diverse (and in some cases probably semi-offensive but unbearably, side-splittingly funny) group over there and see what you can find that interests you. That’s what I did. Hell, I don’t watch TV at all anymore, really – maybe an hour a week. I read blogs. That may be worse, I dunno…?

More stuff to expound on this weekend… some serious, like some new revelations about Scot and HIV and AIDS, and Evan and drugs (nothing like being about to turn 40 to get one going down introspection lane)… and some not so serious and pretty darned funny, like some curious observations about the younger generation of my family. But I got planned projects to dive into right now, so off I go. And it’s not raining, and it’s not 2 degrees outside this weekend, so I am happy. Have a good weekend and talk soon…

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If There’s a Temporary Lull

Posted by Lynnster on January 11, 2006

No, no… don’t notice the subject/title and think I’m disappearing again. This time – at least I think – I am here to stay.

Welcome to the latest incarnation of that monkey on my back known for the last 9+ years as The Lynnster Zone, now new and improved (jeez I hope it will be) in version 2.0 (ha!). As you’ve probably already noticed or else you wouldn’t be here (unless you just arrived here accidentally and for that I apologize profusely in advance) – there’s been a bit of relocating and remodeling. And now biblogstal (OK, that was a really bad pun on the word “bicoastal”) – in other words, one foot entrenched in LiveJournal and the other firmly in Blogger. Which is always better than one foot in the door, the other one in the gutter…

This is still gonna be a work in progress for just a little bit. I’m in the process of moving the entire old Graffiti Wall + archives over, and had (as usual) good intentions of completing all that and shutting down the old AOL site tonight but – no surprise here, really – four hours later, I’ve only moved ten posts. But at least the more recent stuff is moved – I successfully relocated 2003 to 2005 so far – and going to work on the rest hopefully towards the end of the week. Which is kinda bad (for me) since 2003 to 2005 I hardly ever updated. And everything all the way back to 1997… um, yeah, I used to post and update a lot. Eek.

Anyway, between being sick of the hassle of dealing with AOL and page programs and everything else and just plain not having time, I decided to move The Graffiti Wall (which I guess I better bite the bullet and start calling it a blog, sigh) over here since it has historically been the only frequently updated thing anyway. I’m probably going to leave the old site up but frozen indefinitely, maybe a year or so. I loved being able to work with all that stuff back when I had time for it, but I just don’t anymore, especially the trying to keep up with news and tours and all that stuff. Since the last time I updated all those other pages, Paul Westerberg has probably toured two or three more times, The Monarchs called it a day and the Hoodoo Gurus got back together and made a new album and toured and all this other stuff happened that I just totally shined on and missed completely, and felt horrible about it. In a way it’s good The Monarchs ceased to exist ‘cos if they had stayed together and kept playing, I would have felt even more horrible about not keeping up the American sister site to spread the news and promote the band, especially after Brad being so good to provide me with pics and info and stuff while I was actively keeping up the site. But they called it a day about the same time I got too busy to be able to do that stuff anymore so it kinda worked out sorta.

Anyway, the theory is that, now having moved over to LiveJournal and Blogger… I might actually start to write again. Regularly. It’s just easier and so much more convenient. And since the old, uh, Blog Formerly Known as The Graffiti Wall was really the main course that people were interested in… well, it just made sense to try to restart things in a more up-to-date environment, I guess you’d call it.

So here I am. Jeez, I have been doing this graffiti… uh… blog thing for over nine years now. Crazy.

Anyway, still a work in progress and I still have six years’ worth of archives to move over before I will really be happy and settled and ready to start babbling efficiently again, but this is the start of better days for that, I hope! Fingers crossed, let’s see what happens, shall we…?

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Too Much Fun

Posted by Lynnster on June 24, 2002

Have done so much updating & revising this weekend (most of which you can’t see because apparently you know what 3-letter ISP has somehow rendered two directories of my webspace inaccessible and yep I am getting REALLY annoyed about it), and especially on Sunday, that I am about to drop dead, but (A) I don’t have to work today and (B) my hair is still drying, thus you get Graffiti. If you’ve never done work on a website before, you have no idea just how much of a pain in the neck it can be sometimes… even the smallest of changes can suck up a good half hour on occasion, and since I’m trying to be a little more organized (not necessarily on site, just in general) it takes up even more time. I spent most of Sunday just basically moving files and fonts and crap around, I really didn’t actually CHANGE all that much… and I am worn out to the max. Like I just told Jen, I have now been reminded of why I’ve been so lazy with the site the last couple of years. In doing all this stuff I spend literally HOURS just checking and double checking and triple checking links and such… one single solitary little typo and you’re basically screwed.

Which, too, is why I have to depend on some of you “regulars” here and elsewhere on the site to let me know when something’s messed up. Like god only knows how long the Fave Bands section has been inaccessible. I know it must have been up three or four months ago, seems like sometime between then and now I was checking that section for something and thought it was just an ISP glitch that it wasn’t there, now it would appear that it might have been down all that time. So Duncan, I think this is a good job for you, watchdogging my site since you continue to be unemployed and really have nothing better to do, so from now on all mail I get from disappointed and angry Gurus and ‘Mats fans is going to get forwarded to you and be your job to answer…

Speaking of mail, as some know KC and I both have several e-mail accounts but we share one, and since that particular one houses a lot of my webspace I’m on it here and there and am often deleting some of the junk mail that winds up there, which I did tonight… and had to just crack up at one of the subject lines: “PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN!”… cracking up of course because the thought of Mr. Sourpuss spawning offspring is just too hilarious to deal with.

And speaking further of mail, it’s occurred to me one reason I am going to be so glad to change e-mail addresses soon, since that will knock out (at least for a little while) this veritable TON of junk mail I am getting. I don’t know about you but mine has increased INCREDIBLY in the last six months or so. Out of probably 150 e-mails in the last 24 hours, I think three of them were NOT junk. This stuff’s just gotten out of hand and it’d be nice if the spam filters really worked, but this one at least is not…

Oops, before I went to bed last night (uh, this morning) I had just written a paragraph here venting about something and turned out by the time I got home from my Mexican lunch today (love this day off) I had an answer to what I was about to go off and be really vicious about. Whew. Well, I never said patience was my best virtue… gotta run!

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Do the Pop

Posted by Lynnster on June 23, 2002

Hello again. There’s actually a late May post in the Archives that never did get online previously (oops) though it’s nothing of any particularly high importance. Anyway… so here’s some news, as of June 29th I will no longer be employed by that godforsaken evil and here unnamed entity I’ve been working for for the last seven and a half years – YAY! Actually I’m still going to be working for my same doc, we just don’t know where and exactly how yet, but those are just minor details in comparison to the fact that I am going to be finally free of the evil corporate empire of morons who have been giving me a seven and a half year long headache and I just couldn’t be happier about it. Even if I were going to be totally unemployed for a month or so, which looked like a distinct possibility for a bit but apparently isn’t going to happen, I still couldn’t have been happier. I’ll not go into the long boring details, but let’s just say this particular healthcare conglomerate pretty much gives a rat’s you-know-what about their employees and I’m glad to have washed my hands of them, and probably so are the 100+ other employees that have resigned effective in June.

What else is new… well, there’s apparently a whole community of chipmunks living under the driveway on the other side of the house. I’m 36 years old and have never seen a chipmunk in my life until now and now I’m seeing them daily. They’re pretty cute. I really thought they lived in trees tho, apparently I was wrong. Learn something new every day…

A kitten found me a couple of weeks ago (I know, imagine that). She was older, maybe 7 or 8 months old, cute and sweet and friendly as could be, I would have brought her inside but thought there might be something wrong with her, so I was afraid to with all of my own brood around. Gave her a soft place to sleep on my porch for the night, she was still there when I went to bed but gone the next morning and I haven’t seen her since. Hope she’s OK. Everyone keeps telling me she probably had a home to go back to and I hope she did… by the way, my Beagle is lounging on the couch right now and looks pretty much like a big fat beached whale lying there…

I recently had the pleasure of spending the better part of an evening on speakerphone with my idiot American friends in the U.K…. I was busy making some birthday present CDs and they wanted to share the fun, so be it (glad it was their dime and not mine, must be nice to be that spoiled and rich). Anyway I’m happy to report that the infamous threesome are alive and well, more or less… KC is still grumpy, Greg still has the same cold he’s had since he arrived in London, and Duncan is developing some kind of hybrid British accent which is really kind of unnerving because it almost makes him sound intelligent and that’s just really plain scary.

You really should grab yourself a copy of my latest music pick, which is probably the pick of not only the year but the decade – it’s called Do the Pop! The Australian Garage-Rock Sound 1976-’87, put out by Shock Records in Australia. I not only can’t stop playing it but can’t give enough good press about it, which is why it’s appearing on nearly every page of the site right now, or so it would appear. I realize this recommendation may be a bit questionable to some (alas, I have not been able to convert EVERYONE I know into Hoodoo Gurus fans and there’s plenty of pre-Gurus and related bands represented on this disc as well as two early Gurus tracks), but trust me there is something for EVERYONE on this CD… some I was familiar with before, most I just heard for the first time. I have become a fan of bands I never knew existed (most of which have been gone for 15 or 20 years, but they’re still new to me!) and I am just amazed that all this slipped by me. I was not kidding at all when I said I would give up the entire rest of my music collection if I was forced to choose between my entire collection and this CD, it is THAT good. I had no idea what I was missing until I found it and you shouldn’t be without either, so go get it, in fact, go to Shock’s website or HMV and order yours now as if your life depends on it (it’s cheap, about $20USD, and they ship WAY fast).

That’s really it for now, I had another tangent to go off on but I’m really too tired to address it tonight, maybe later, and the reason I am tired is that the entire Fave Bands section has been remodeled, and with new news, so if you’re a fan of those bands I do love so go check the new stuff out soon. Plus I am kind of generally online-numbed right now having spent the last month-plus clashing with the morons, and I do mean morons, at my soon-to-be-former ISP – sad to say what was once an excellent service has now become mind-numbingly inept and poor, and soon I will be saying good riddance. One of the more interesting things about that little matter is that I am going to finally, sort of, have my original e-mail address back again… back in the days before the Internet went buck wild and boomed so, when hardly anyone had a computer or was online at all, for years and years I was lynnmc and once again will be lynnmc, temporarily anyway. Will be changing all the e-mail links when the transition is a done deal, in any case, for now I am still reachable for the time being at the current sucky ISP… will be in touch later, ’til then, I am just – L.

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I’m Cold

Posted by Lynnster on January 5, 2002

For those of you who haven’t been here in a while and were surprised to see it’d been updated, the Wall was updated in October and again in December 2001 – please see the Archives if you missed those updates, which were the first since January 2001.

Christmas was good, New Year’s was uneventful, and overall, to borrow a phrase from the infamous Duncan DeG., there ain’t jack happenin’ ’round here ‘cept the weather, baby. I am behind in not only updating and making the promised changes to the site but also pretty much everything else since I am having continued and extreme computer probs lately and have managed to corrupt practically every program in my path… integrating two working computers operating on different Windows versions without starting over from scratch seems to have been a mistake, and considering I’m about to add a third (with yet another Windows version) I expect to be crippled indefinitely, ha. That would be funny if I wasn’t getting so sick of having to boot my computer up three or four times just to start it every day. However, if I ever get all these problems solved I should have a fine system again.

Anyway, I haven’t really been doing anything but trying to stay warm – it’s so unbearably cold down here in the Mid-South right now – and listening to a lot of Iggy Pop this week, I’ve been on one of those kicks, talk about my punk rock roots, I’ve had The Stooges, Fun House, Raw Power, Lust for Life and The Passenger and the Nude & Rude compilation on constant loop in the CD player this week. And in some kind of weird coincidence that Trainspotting (which of course features “Lust for Life” prominently and “Nightclubbing” as well) just happened to be on HBO last night, which I watched for the first time in many years. Gotta love those weird coincidences. I have a big recommendation to make that probably belongs on the Music page but I can only update so much right now… generally I won’t recommend many “Best Of” compilations, but Iggy’s Nude & Rude: The Best of Iggy Pop is an excellent one to have, covering everything from the first Stooges album in 1970 up thru 1996, and it’s a terrific retrospective… I like a lot of his ’90s stuff as much as the early stuff so this is a really nice disc just to throw on and it really has such a varied variety, there’s at least one track that would appeal to just about anyone. One thing I thought of this week which is not true for all musicians who have been long in the profession – Iggy’s stuff is just timeless and never gets old, rarely ever is there a case where a song sounds dated. Something like “Search & Destroy” sounds as fresh now as it did in the early ’70s and could easily take up a spot on current alternative radio and not sound out of place. Gotta love it. I feel a T. Rex kick coming on next…

Wish I had some real news but I don’t. I’m really too busy and having too much fun manipulating the lives of my Sims to bother with anything else and am staying offline most of the time. Talk about a totally addictive game. If they keep coming out with more expansion packs for The Sims I may never leave the house.

By the way, some kind soul sent me a Gurus file back in early December, which was right before my mailbox and half of everything else on my system got corrupted, and thus since I lost all the mail I had in the queue, I don’t know who you are and would like to thank you properly. If that’s you, please e-mail me again.

In regards to some of the many names who occasionally grace these pages, let’s see…. I learned recently that Steve Kane is currently off doing some kind of saint-like volunteer work on the other side of the planet, and I understand that his main link to available communication these days is the WWW, so in deference to that I will try to keep the Graffiti Wall a little better updated and newsier. (Hi Stevie!) Jo is staying in Nashville and holding down the fort while Steve makes his way to sainthood. KC, his ornery self, remains in the UK with no apparent plans of returning anytime soon and if my e-mail is any indication is as grumpy as ever. Duncan and Greg remain in L.A. where it’s likely much warmer than it is here at the moment, but will be coming home for a visit soon so I’m thrilled they will get to share the joy of all this 20 degree weather soon. Everyone else is fine as far as I know, and hopefully this time next year we’ll be looking forward to Brian being back out here with the rest of us soon.

Anyway, I’m outta here for now…. going out to Andra & Troy’s to play the new ’80s music trivia game Troy got for Christmas and likely beat the crap out of him, as I am the music trivia goddess, you know. Later gang, stay warm & Happy New Year!

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So Busy Out There

Posted by Lynnster on January 10, 2001

First things first – if you sent me e-mail in the last, oh, 6 to 12 months or so and were expecting a reply at some point (and especially if you’re a Replacements or Hoodoo Gurus fan, and especially if you’re a very nice Replacements fan from Italy who writes excellent e-mail), I managed to crash my e-mail box accidentally right before Christmas and lost virtually all of my waiting mail, so please write back! Surprised that hasn’t happened before but it hadn’t and I was really devastated, there was a ton of mail sitting there but once the program got corrupted there was nothing I could do but watch it all get deleted in one fell swoop. Next… yeah, I know, slack, slack, slack. It’s just been a crazy year and there hasn’t been much time to spare for the website, there are so many things I want to do and change and hopefully in the next couple of months I will. Many new band links to add (and delete), a total remodeling of some sections of the site, photos for The Monarchs Reign! and other pages, weekly or so updates of what my way-cool bunch of Mod-era Barbies are wearing right now (heck, they’ve already been thru two clothes changes since I first mentioned that), and a ton of other stuff… time’s just at a humongous premium at the moment.

Anyway, I am back in Memphis after a lovely snow- and ice-free Christmas in Chattanooga, as well as being a million other places and a million others yet to be, and don’t really have much news. This must have been the Christmas of Telephones as I got a new spiffy one (with a new answering machine and all kinds of cool bells and whistles) for home, and I also took some of my Xmas bonus and went and got me a new digital phone (finally!) so I’ve been playing with those…. nice to have a new phone that I can actually leave on all the time (the only disadvantage being now KC can find me anywhere, gack) and doesn’t weigh a thousand lbs. and I can actually use, finally (PS the number remains the same). And other than that I’m just trying to get unpacked, still, and things put away, preparing for what is starting to seem like an endless stream of company (and, therefore, more yucky housework, blah) and all that jazz, got a musical event coming up and just lots and lots of stuff coming up and little spare time for anything else. So for now I must bid you adieu, but be back soon and more regularly soon hopefully once February arrives and things settle down a bit… Happy Birthday yesterday to my Mom… hope everyone had a Merry Merry and will have a Happy Happy, and ’til later…

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What’s Up?

Posted by Lynnster on October 13, 2000

So I found out in the course of my extended absence from here that (A) somebody besides the whiny KC/Greg/Duncan/Jo/etc contingent and Stef actually reads this thing, and (B) people I don’t even know, or at least don’t think I have ever met, actually read this thing, and regularly… so upon finding all this interesting info out I am once again motivated to rant and rave at will, at least until and unless I get pissed off again, so, in that case… hi!!

Really tho I’ve just been staying so busy constantly with eBay junk, i.e., my second just about dang near full time job, as well as some private buying, just haven’t had time to be here… vintage Barbie has been berry berry good to yours truly this summer, anyhow. But, I have waded thru and sifted out all the junk mail, expired stuff and other such clutter in my mailbox, answered a few, and am getting around to the rest, I think I still have mail from 1997 in there but I am slowly but surely getting around to everything, including maybe even updating the website some, in fact, I have to now because someone finally solved the Monarchs Riddle, yay!

I’ve also been pretty tied up trying to get my latest cat family addition, who’s now undergone $300 worth of surgery and basically had himself a facelift, to stop hating all his new brothers and sisters and, since he’s not playing nice, spending quality time with him in what’s become his room and he is most assuredly getting way too spoiled rotten.

What else have I done or has gone on… well, let’s see, our Stef in Boston got married in the interim so congrats all around there… I learned that I have, unknowingly, not had any health insurance coverage this entire year and have instructed my family that if something happens to me they are to sue my employer’s you-know-whats off… I got the new STP CD and man, is it awesome… been to funerals, missed funerals, found out about funerals three weeks too late… Chuckie & Jan have a beautiful new baby girl named Maggie…

Went to see The Watcher, now that was a cool movie, and James Spader and Keanu Reeves in one sitting is about more than a gal should be expected to have to withstand, but I must say here, it was REALLY weird seeing Keanu play a bad guy for a change, and every once in a while I felt like I was watching Bill & Ted’s Excellent Serial Killing Adventure… I continue to harbor reasonable grudges against 22% of my ex-boyfriends…

The Hoodoo Gurus played a one-off reunion gig in Sydney during the Olympics and I wasn’t there, but bless Robbo, Sven, and the always pleasant Andy Kelly for making me feel like I almost was…

Cole & Donna came down with the kids one day and yet another reason why I don’t have kids occurred to me after spending maybe an hour walking around the mall at Wolfchase looking for Halloween costumes (John Stephen is to be Bugs Bunny this year) and came home as exhausted as if I’d been walking around there for twenty hours instead of one…

KC experienced a fit of genuine and selfless generosity and I waited for the sky to fall in for a couple of days, but amazingly it never happened… for the first time ever in nearly eleven years I am thinking about changing jobs… it got cold… there was an unbelievably huge wreck right out in front of my house one night, the aftermath of which turned into kinda a neighborhood block party…

Our man in Sydney, Jimm, was here in the States for weeks and I didn’t get to see him this time around, but thanks to the power of USPS Priority Mail I made sure he went home with stacks of Goo Goo Clusters and chocolate Moon Pies… I also recently saw the movie Hillary and Jackie and it was truly incredible, I had no idea… the annual girls’ slumber party time is coming up again, and can you believe we’ve been doing this for ten years now…

Gorman Bechard’s (out of print but you can usually find it on Half.com) book The Second Greatest Story Ever Told is about the second most hilarious novel I’ve read in my entire life (the first being the oft-mentioned Tommy Womack book) and has many Paul Westerberg and Tommy Stinson references for any Replacements fan to die for… and I don’t know, that’s probably about it.

Spending Christmas in Chattanooga this year, so expect an ice storm to befall the entire Southeast again just before, just like it did last time I was driving to Chattanooga for Christmas and nearly stranded me by myself in Memphis for the holiday… just thought I’d warn y’all in advance.

So I like just about fell over in shock when I opened up my Commercial Appeal one morning a few weeks ago to find ’80s Nashville power pop party boys the White Animals as the front page story and photo in the Appeal section… my god, talk about one’s gloriously misspent youth staring one in the face! After getting over the shock, I was absolutely thrilled to learn that not only are they doing some shows here and there (including New Year’s Eve in Birmingham) but have put out a new compilation CD, which means I can finally have all, or almost all, of the Ecstasy album back again!! That poor pitiful cassette tape I had from 1986 literally died from overuse ages and ages ago, and definitely has been leaving a great big hole in my Nashville Underground music collection ever since. I need to update and revise the entire Links section again, but if you want a copy of the new compilation CD for yourself you can go to the Links section and go check it out, look at old and new photos, all kinds of stuff. Now if someone would just re-release that 1986 or ‘87 Jet Black Factory album, The Movement’s self-titled one, the entire Government Cheese catalog and the City Without a Subway compilation on CD…

Anyway, I must go for now but will probably think of things I forgot later… goodnight Evan D. wherever you are, and talk to the rest of y’all later…

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